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  1. @TheSteve0 Not sure if you're looking for new music during the chemo days, but might I suggest KMFDM? Good cancer killing tunes.
  2. #unacceptable that we americans are so fucking wasteful
  3. #unacceptable that people are so screwed up about sex
  4. just saw the #unacceptable mob. that's a gang I can be a part.
  5. against all of the complaining I've been doing recently, here's something I like: my wife's ass
  6. @opposablebrain I'm still celebrating with some earl grey
  7. for context, RT: @smoothie_maker: Oh no! I missed that it was 12:34:56 7/8/9 today! I thought I had that on my calendar!
  8. @smoothie_maker you are the king of finding interesting calendar days. Tomorrow we will have 1:13:35.57 7/9/9. Mark it down.
  9. there has to be a formula that goes something like this: for every X days of vacation, Y hours are required before real work will begin
  10. in ff3.5 with firebug 1.4... anyone figure out how to make sure firebug is on ALL the time for particular domains?
  11. New blog post: Help from my friends and random people on IE8 Dynamic CSS? http://bit.ly/P3VJV
  12. yay wine!
  13. @jenxstudios start the scene all nice like, and then have him rear admiral her all around the house
  14. and for those who are curious, yes, I shamelessly follow pornstars on twitter and @ message them, even though they never answer
  15. @jenxstudios clear plastic floor, lots of oil, one camera shooting at the same level, one camera shooting from below the tanslucent flooring
  16. I'm a teapot, short and stout
  17. purchased == went into more debt than I've ever had in my life for... oh yeah, the banks call a mortgage "good debt" ;)
  18. for the first time in about 2 months I actually like the house my hot wife and I purchased.
  19. @Ozzy I'll admit I stole the idea to follow my doppelgangers from you.
  20. @ozzy understandable. Everyone in the office wonders why I drink "that tea" that I drink.