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  1. Got a big spying job today. Thinking of inviting some agents. about 3 hours ago from web
  2. Since when did it become acceptable to watch a lion rip a man to shreds?? And since when did it then become unacceptable again?? 3:24 PM Nov 23rd from web
  3. About to do my 10,000th sneeze! Must make it a good one. 11:58 PM Nov 22nd from web
  4. Watching some footage of my schooldays filmed in 3D! It must be from just before I was moved down to 3E 10:09 AM Nov 22nd from web
  5. It was my uncle's birthday yesterday; he kidnapped a school bus full of children. Typical Scorpio. 6:53 AM Nov 22nd from web
  6. Got a vague memory of seeing a charity concert once that didn't end with 'Hey Jude'... must've dreamt it 4:03 AM Nov 22nd from web
  7. When I was a kid my orthodontist was a real belt-and-braces guy. I looked a right berk. 3:57 AM Nov 22nd from web
  8. Right, that's it, unless we sort out exactly where this relationship is going, it'll be over within the year. (Lost, there) 3:56 AM Nov 22nd from web
  9. Think our relationship has gone off the boil. Shouldn't have started watching Heroes together. 3:48 AM Nov 22nd from web
  10. She only seems to want to watch one-off dramas. Maybe she's just not that into me. 3:45 AM Nov 22nd from web
  11. Ok, we're gonna take things slowly. The original Prisoner it is. 3:39 AM Nov 22nd from web
  12. Oh no, turns out an ex-boyfriend asked her to watch Buffy with him and they never made it past Season 2 3:36 AM Nov 22nd from web
  13. I know it's a big commitment, but I'm thinking of asking my girlfriend to watch the West Wing with me 3:27 AM Nov 22nd from web
  14. For five seconds this morning, nobody anywhere was eating a Toffee Crisp 2:55 AM Nov 22nd from web
  15. I've just put down a deposit on a flat. Hopefully one day there'll be a mountain in Norfolk. 2:50 AM Nov 22nd from web
  16. @willhowells Cakenice! 8:42 AM Nov 21st from web in reply to willhowells
  17. Hard-hitting political commentary from my pet cockatiel at http://tinyurl.com/y9wqh5z and http://tinyurl.com/yj9gn26 7:54 AM Nov 21st from web
  18. #animalfacts Fish tend to avoid the dugong because it's such a wanker 2:30 PM Nov 20th from web
  19. #animalfacts The spidermonkey shares 98% of its DNA if asked nicely 2:26 PM Nov 20th from web
  20. #animalfacts The swallowtail butterfly has only one natural predator - Predator. 2:20 PM Nov 20th from web