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  1. Not a playa... I just hand out backstage passes alot (photo) http://twitpic.com/qyi7c
  2. Is there anything that can fit inside the duck of my turducken? Wanna go the extra mile this year
  3. RT @brydertna: "Upright bass".......I thought for a minute you were trying to sneak a walking fish through security.
  4. At Nashville Airport. Now If we could figure out a way to get an upright bass through security... http://bit.ly/66mmZe
  5. My new mailman is actually an attractive woman. Probably should cancel a few of those magazine subscriptions.
  6. Heard the turkey Obama pardoned is a real dbag. He won't be as lucky next year. Mark my words.
  7. MJ watched from above as Taylor Swift beat him out for AMA Entertainer of the Year. Some poltergeist shit is about to go down.
  8. Will Ferrell, Mark Wahlberg, Tracy Morgan, Brooke Shields, Rosie Perez, and KIP JAMES at a Knicks game (photo) http://bit.ly/8NNH5X
  9. RT @graham_williams: I gave my wife furley eyes when she said wash the dishes - she said "that only works if you're JB." Dammit.
  10. RT @JaddOnTheRadio: I gave Furley Eyes to a dude at the gym who left a puddle of sweat on a bench. He went all Mr. Clean on it right after.
  11. RT @MemphisRasslin: I gave the Furley Eyes to a group of young girls cutting in line on New Moon opening night , they stopped TY JB!
  12. RT @AidenPayne I gave the furley eyes to a chick in my store today who was messing up a pile of clothes.. she got the message. Thank you!
  13. First thing I'd do... More Kip James!
  14. RT @kgbfkp It would be cool to see JB the authority figure of Impact even if its just for one night. JB deserves it with tna since day 1.
  15. Just watched Paula Dean get hit in the face with a ham. Bucketlist item removed.
  16. Furley Eyes Photoshop courtesy of @rascal_helper - "JB & Castmates" http://twitpic.com/qpdhd "More cowbell for JB" http://twitpic.com/qpbsr
  17. Always have been particular about entrance music... http://twitpic.com/qoo5p
  18. RT @graham_williams vhs tape in the face class, furley eyes 101, ear-hanging off seminar and the tweak n tweet curryman dance off
  19. Possible activities for a Mick Foley/JB Tweak n' Tweet Connection Fantasy Camp?
  20. Congrats to @TaylorWilde, who just ran her 1st fantasy camp. This begs the question... http://twitpic.com/qnc5k