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  1. Heading down to crash mansion to dj. Spring st at bowery. Nyc. Open bar starts at 9 kids!
  2. @kaytharris no it was definitely vomit
  3. I managed to update traktor pro. But there were DEFINITELY a couple of fairly scary moments while doing it.
  4. Upon further reflection. It was likely not my singers vomit that i sat in last night
  5. I'm DJing at crash mansion tonight. Open bar at 9pm. Drop me a line for guestlist ASAP
  6. @StormyLeatherNY laugh all you want stormy, believe me, when it happens to you (and it will) it will be FAR less glamourous!
  7. And its possible. No .. Likely that i sat in my singer's vomit.
  8. I hear that it's warm inside of Lit Lounge tonight, open bar starts at midnight. No cover!
  9. Getting sodomized by traffic on the way to getting sodomized by the mechanic.
  10. BTW NC-17 is at Lit Lounge tonight!
  11. @Nskinloch yeah? Your role as "dexter spoiler"??
  12. Im kind of really loving the new hot chip lp btw.
  13. Disco Down is TONIGHT at happy ending! Open bar at 11. no cover! 302 broome st at forsythe
  14. Coming back to NYC now. See you tonight at Happy Ending? Open Bar at 11pm!
  15. @nskinloch wow thanks for TOTALLY ruining it for me, we were 2 episodes behind :(
  16. @annikafrances is that smoke I smell? I think that bridge must be burning somewhere..
  17. @annikafrances yup im officially blaming dennis for this one.
  18. Hey guys, not funny! Who in my band cut a hole in the crotch of my speedo!? Fess up! I found out AFTER i got to the beach.
  19. @annikafrances this whole city is filled with meth/crack heads on one block and douchey guidos in Lamborghini on the other.
  20. @popshifter man nobody saved nothing. the only thing that can save me is an airplane.