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  1. Okay... Maybe this would have been a good day for pants with a functional fly....
  2. @LisaKenney Haha, Ringo is allowed to outlive John and George, based on his sterling work on Shining Time Station. But what's Paul done?!
  3. @LisaKenney for further proof of point a, just glance at today's #1 trending comment!
  4. @LisaKenney a) sorry, twitter is a bad medium for nuanced opinions. b) i'm STILL upset he's the surviving beatle :)
  5. @LisaKenney I think Vonnegut was actually referencing a historical event, but I definitely think it applies to most wars.
  6. @ceolaf yeah, you totally got me. i think you're 92.
  7. @ceolaf how old do you think i am? i've been kind of shocked by some ages on twitter. like one who was born in the freaking NINETIES.
  8. No matter how much I google, I can't find a likelier culprit than "tendonitis." That sounds like something you might find in a hot dog.
  9. RT @Kcecelia RT @EdanL Bot asks "Do you think Im pretty?" One thing she isn't: a good writer. Show me your apostrophes, girl, not your tits!
  10. @ceolaf would you go higher or lower?
  11. @andrewkfromaz err Hieronymus. Close.
  12. @andrewkfromaz Or just unfollow me. I think for any dream topic, I have had a disturbing one. Hieronymous Bosch writes my subconcious.
  13. Social networking proposals: a 3-year Facebook statute of limitations for friends you've lost touch with. And a separate "Familybook."
  14. @andrewkfromaz uhhh....good morning!
  15. @andrewkfromaz I had a dream about taking a shower once. Bet it was even odder than yours. I had a penis. Two actually.
  16. @taciTurner Happy birthday! :)
  17. they called me the hyacinth girl
  18. Is there any social situation in which talking about Christian Domestic Discipline websites is inappropriate? I sure haven't found one yet.
  19. Have you noticed that way more people support gay entertainers than gay marriage? I propose a strike. With lots of fabulous strike outfits.
  20. @Natron602 Aren't you going to miss me when I take my typing break? Gonna start soon. Swear. May need intervention.