jenstatsky
- Did YOU wake up to a rejection letter AND a missed deadline? that's me, jen statsky, mover and shaker extraordinaire!about 20 hours ago from web
- posting your headshots on facebook is basically saying "please tell me how beautiful i look in this photo that doesn't really look like me!"8:42 PM Nov 8th from web
- another set, another video, another dollar for me ... one of those isn't true. 7:02 PM Nov 8th from web
- Don't tell Mom. 4:41 PM Nov 8th from web
- "Hey babe catchn 20 20 real quick. Try to catch u after!" new favorite text message I've ever received.7:15 PM Nov 6th from Echofon
- Wait, just realized: maybe "Cymaru" is the name of the cuntiest girl my iPhone knows??5:21 PM Nov 6th from Echofon
- "Cymaru?" stop suggesting made up words, iPhone. You're just gonna need to accept the fact that I'm describing someone as "cunty"5:20 PM Nov 6th from Echofon
- @ @ @ and 2 other fine gentlemen know how to put on a show/dance party/orgy?(i left early, you tell me)6:43 AM Nov 6th from web
- doing standup at the Bleak! show tonight at the The Creek in LIC w/Donald Glover and lots of other lovely, lovely people. do come?4:05 PM Nov 5th from web
- @ Did you go to Carmine? Because I was at the other one. Thus, your coffee must have been shit.9:46 PM Nov 3rd from Echofon in reply to sajpo
- Just overheard tourists asking for directions to "New York Hot Dog & Coffee Co." Wanted to do them a favor and redirect them to LaGuardia.10:52 AM Nov 3rd from Echofon
- If life hands you lemons ... well, what do you expect when you're hanging out with a guy named Life?5:24 AM Nov 3rd from Echofon
- /pathetic-people-whose-tweets-make-me-feel-better-about-my-own-life 2:21 PM Nov 2nd from web
- they say there's no place like home. especially if you live in a dragon.7:28 AM Nov 2nd from web
- all the ads on my Pandora are for birth control pills and Plan B. apparently there is something decidedly slutty about my channels.7:35 AM Nov 1st from web
- God, I love this ... via @ - Stevie Nicks Dancing Alone On Beach Under Full Moon12:42 PM Oct 30th from web
- i think that the saying "life is like a box of chocolates" is incorrect. because whoever ate a whole box of life to feel better about life?10:31 PM Oct 28th from web
- my set at Parkside Lounge, 10/21 2:53 PM Oct 27th from web
- i'm going to make a fake Jen Statsky account, then get this one verified as the real one. no one will care, but it will be very dramatic.1:40 PM Oct 27th from web
- i feel like if you have a haircut that makes you look like ellen, someone should tell you. oh, and you're a man. forgot that part.9:12 AM Oct 25th from web
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- Name Jen Statsky
- Location New York, NY
- Web http://www.jensta...
- Bio Writer, comedian, Onion contributor, avid sock-wearer.
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