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  1. After giving it some thought, Tighe is the only one of my dogs I'd trust making me coffee.
  2. Why can't dogs (i.e., ROGIE) evolve enough to be able to make coffee in the morning *and* bring it to me in bed?
  3. A Canadian Pavlovian response: the smell of freshly baked butter tarts will cause salivation.
  4. She has a point there. RT @KathleenElaine5: Nothing says happy holidays like neon pink ankle socks :)
  5. RT @fireland: Say, that reminds me of a little ditty—hey! Who smashed my ukulele and backup ukulele?
  6. Knit a gorgeous hat today but need to fiddle the crown a bit. Need to find a kid to give this one to, then knit some more of these!
  7. Health Insurers Caught Paying Facebook Users Virtual Currency To Oppose Reform Bill http://bit.ly/4pJgxX (via @modeknit)
  8. @LeopardKitty Mittens. (Heat off?)
  9. Too ashamed! (0) RT @BBCHistoryMag:Why has no-one tweeted their history scores today? http://bit.ly/4SRyqN
  10. I just don't understand my kid these days. Sigh. RT @KathleenElaine5: Ho freddo! Ho bisogno multi maglioni!! :( voglio andare a casa.
  11. RT @fireland: Yes, I fed my kid a can of Folgers. But look how happy she is, riding the dog down the street, shrieking obscenities.
  12. @rainydaygoods You'll be thrilled to learn that coffee whitener is an "edible petroleum prodct" (and must be labelled thusly in Canada)!
  13. Today's earworm is courtesy of the latest #Glee episode..."My life would suck without you." (Help! I need relief! Where are my Pogues CDs?)
  14. Hey @TJoyceChin, is that a Gideon rel in the Comcast commercial I just saw?
  15. Just signed up for the local college. Feeling somewhat old as I realised I graduated from uni over 20 years ago. How did THAT happen?
  16. @modeknit My last trip home, my mum took me here straight from the airport. What I'd give for a double halibut tonight! http://is.gd/5hei5
  17. I wish decent fish'n'chips were available in California; it'd be so nice to unwrap a bunch for dinner tonight.
  18. Classic! RT @LATimesfood: Get ready to laugh: @dooce making Gingerbread cookies > http://bit.ly/4MgxFJ
  19. @YarnHarlot It'd be pretty quick if you had a convection fan in said oven.
  20. Interesting article about a study re: the filling of the Mediterranean in ancient times http://is.gd/5h5DA