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  1. What kind of mother tells her son John Kennedy died because he talked in church?!
  2. @ianstachowicz so let this one tank and then perhaps something good will go in
  3. @ianstachowicz too bad it was replaced by a Net Cafe...whatever that is
  4. Dunn Bros by NCU tanked...shocking.
  5. and the day of incompetence.
  6. Is listening to hardcore because he's fighting with a toilet seat
  7. You know what I hate about working in a coffee shop this time of year? Cleansing-induced dermal dehydration.
  8. @aestivuslee I found the loophole in my thinking/writing and have begun to untangle it.
  9. @mapanek so...what are your celebratory lunch plans?
  10. When I leave for work 15 minutes late, I get angry. When I STILL arrive on time, I feel guilty and shamefully ungrateful.
  11. @aestivuslee well in this case I do know ominous things about the future. But I will laugh and let them transpire so I may laugh some more.
  12. knows things.
  13. @paper_p1anes I care. I'm sorry that I'm never there. :P
  14. Waking up at 415 AM makes the day seem far longer than it is... Is it really only 9 PM?
  15. @karabarbato tweet buddies!
  16. @mapanek or should I say Keira played her double.
  17. @ ianstachowicz @thoeft @_natelee_ tell me you know Gore Verbinski is working on a BioShock adaptation film?
  18. @mapanek How appropriate. She already played Keira Knightley's double in Star Wars.
  19. @pandorafry isn't it a bummer that only that much fits? I did that same thing last week.
  20. I had a Chuck themed dream last night. Someone broke their toe saving my life. Yes, Cake played in the background the whole time.