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  1. Through the magic of Christmas, Cat 1 managed to turn her barf from its usual distinctly un-festive beige to a delightful winter green. 8:03 PM Dec 26th from web
  2. Survey from the car window of businesses open at 9pm on Xmas: gas stations, Chinese restaurants, and erotic massage parlours. 9:08 PM Dec 25th from Twitterrific
  3. @mlangill My quick guide: get grant, hire programmer. Mwa ha ha ha, 11:39 PM Dec 23rd from web in reply to mlangill
  4. @bittersweetdb Fortunately Lisztomania was my favourite single on the record. Until it appears in a Burger King commercial, I am home safe. 11:06 PM Dec 23rd from web in reply to bittersweetdb
  5. I would like to punch Pitchfork's description of Phoenix's 1901 on their 100-best-of-2009 list right in the participle for trying too hard. 10:37 PM Dec 23rd from web
  6. @blprnt Good man. 4:46 PM Dec 20th from web in reply to blprnt
  7. @blprnt "rugged clandestine colonial american tavern" is its description. Freeman Alley, off Rivington b/w Bowery & Chrystie. 4:40 PM Dec 20th from web in reply to blprnt
  8. @blprnt Freeman's on the LES is awesome. 4:39 PM Dec 20th from web in reply to blprnt
  9. Christmas party 7 of 7. Liver does not like Santa anymore. 8:34 PM Dec 18th from Twitterrific
  10. @johnaldo That party was, mercifully, 7894325% hump-free. 11:10 PM Dec 16th from web in reply to johnaldo
  11. Things I am doing that might have never happened before, ever: listening to Kronos Quartet while watching funny cat videos on the internet. 11:10 PM Dec 16th from web
  12. En route to Xmas party 4 of 7. The hump party, really. Which will hopefully be humping-free. 6:51 PM Dec 16th from Twitterrific
  13. Q: How do find Will Smith when he's lost in the snow? A: You look for the fresh prints. 7:25 AM Dec 15th from web
  14. So excited - @bend_sinister are in the top 3 for the #peakperformanceproject and have won at least $50k!!! Order of top 3 announced 01/2010. 3:28 PM Dec 14th from Twitterrific
  15. Sittin' in the back of the Toronto airport bus eating peanut treats. 1:26 PM Dec 13th from Twitterrific
  16. @BCbrews The field epidemiologists were both dudes - I checked. I wonder if they had to armwrestle their colleagues for the assignment? 12:40 PM Dec 11th from web in reply to BCbrews
  17. Never thought I'd see the day when the Methods section of a molecular epidemiology paper detailed what an exotic dancer does. 12:16 PM Dec 11th from Twitterrific
  18. Hey internet! Do you need an awesome Christmas present for someone? Buy them Woodwards art: http://www.etsy.com/shop/KateMacDonald 10:44 AM Dec 7th from web
  19. En route to Xmas Party 1/1,000,000, appetizer in tow. Whatever happened to open bar buffets with colleagues doing it on the copier? 7:21 PM Dec 5th from Twitterrific
  20. Woke up to a non-functioning coffee machine & evidence that cat#2 used the hall floor as toilet paper last night. F@#&. At least it's Friday 7:57 AM Dec 4th from web