jennie86
it all started with cocoa krispies
| jennie86 absolutely in favor of same-sex self-medication. |
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| jennie86 @Choire all phones auto-correct "fucking" to "ducking". duck you, phones. |
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| jennie86 The donnas totally "get" me |
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| jennie86 cum stain or pancake mix? |
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| jennie86 FWD: Thanks captain! |
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| jennie86 Battlestar Galactica Episode 412 Commentary. NERD. |
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| jennie86 HELLO bizarrely emotional DAY. WTF astrological shit? |
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| jennie86 Working at the car wash. |
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| jennie86 over 6 tweets in one hour is oppressive. yes i am quietly judging you. |
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| jennie86 i'm all, "fuck it". and then a white egret shows up. and the cat goes nuts. and everything is awesome. the secret book of birthdays paid it. |
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| jennie86 Her daughter is not named KARMA |
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| jennie86 I meant Tahini Paste. |
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| jennie86 Vagini is in the exotic asian aisle |
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| jennie86 Be there in 15! PET TAXI IS ON IT! |
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| jennie86 split enz?! zOMG asdfghjkl;'LOVE |
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| jennie86 the sense of identity is very flexible. that said, avoid basing it on a trainwreck. |
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| jennie86 I am In the elevator with Jesse Jackson. Suggestions, bitches? |
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| jennie86 if you can think of an original use for an air raid siren in music that you make, by all means. |
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| jennie86 Overheard. Honey, it's racketball season. |
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