jennawrites
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RT @: In LA on Dec. 4 we'll be at Treehouse Social Club with @ @ @ @ & me!
about 14 hours ago
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WTF song is this supposed to be?
about 21 hours ago
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Heading to Target at 6 am on Black Friday w/out kids is no crazier than going there any regular old day WITH them. Just saying.
5:43 AM Nov 27th
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@ shutthefuckup! I am not going at opening time, but I am TOTALLY going early morning... 6ish? Target then Nordy Rack?! Meet?
7:54 PM Nov 26th
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in reply to undomesticdiva
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fat. happy. extremely thankful for last bit.
7:49 PM Nov 26th
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RT @: - In-flight reading? I don't think so.
6:54 AM Nov 26th
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going for a hike, which I realize is going to have as much impact on today's food consumption as taking an aspirin for a severed limb
6:53 AM Nov 26th
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40YO thankful-for list: "My family, my health, steady work, indoor plumbing & fantastic Italian leather bags except the ones I can't have."
6:36 AM Nov 26th
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6YO thankful-for list: "My sister, my cat, macaroni, God, Santa and all the toys in the world except the ones I can't have." AMEN sister!
6:32 AM Nov 26th
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@ I am thankful that I have my own personal ass-kicking kung-fu fighting stalker who is totally NC in almost every way! XOXO
6:30 AM Nov 26th
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in reply to kandismoye
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@ omg! they would TOTALLY call it a rockberry! Genius. Someone call Hanna-Barbera! :)
9:02 PM Nov 25th
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in reply to anne_illgen
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6YO painting a rock to be her "blackberry." If Flintstones were still around, this could be an episode.
3:48 PM Nov 25th
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@ I have an auto reply to the IQ DMs: "Clearly your IQ is in the negative numbers if you think I'm clicking ur stinking link."
2:51 PM Nov 25th
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in reply to travelinggreen
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Just saw this in william-sonoma catalog and thinking my $71 free range turkey was a steal ?
2:49 PM Nov 25th
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@ you have no idea... I told you, I am a fat Italian grandma in a skinny Irish middle-age lady suit. I LOVE to feed people.
2:47 PM Nov 25th
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in reply to kandismoye
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This meal tomorrow? it better be when-harry-met-sally-good, or I am moving to France.
2:40 PM Nov 25th
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@ I think I wear the wrong type of panties. There's not a lot of, er, SUPPORT.
1:54 PM Nov 25th
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in reply to RonnieS
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@ for real?!?!?! I will put you on the VIP list! Two? :)
1:38 PM Nov 25th
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in reply to RonnieS
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if there's a global butter shortage, I will have to assume full responsibility.
9:31 AM Nov 25th
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thanksgiving tip of the day: use mixing bowl approx 4 times bigger than you think you need
9:30 AM Nov 25th
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- Name jenna mccarthy
- Location SoCal
- Web http://www.jennam...
- Bio internationally published writer, author and former radio personality who is not now (and has never even considered) dating Jim Carrey
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