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  1. @kwirq If you didn't suck at typing so much, crap communication techniques could be avoided. Alas...
  2. @tridentphoto Awe shucks! Back atcha Jeff.
  3. Things that hurt: widsom tooth, bite mark on cheek (mouth, you pervs), cut on middle finger, and customer telling me nobody likes me. PAAAIN
  4. Lemony Snicket just walked in to buy hand tools and abrasives.. this can't end well for the people on the receiving end of this purchase
  5. @Lorabell I hope you realize how jealous/sad/ecstatic for you I am right now... miss you, can't wait to hear all about it! xx
  6. @TinaLeena07 Huh.. I really didn't think that one through..
  7. @TinaLeena07 I can think of someone more beautiful than Zac Efron...
  8. Dear chocolate donut I ate this afternoon, you were delicious but now you're getting back at me for eating you... trixy beotch
  9. @French_Nugget Awwe thanks Frannay. I miss you too, h-core. <3
  10. You think having a fat ass would add some extra comfort when you have nothing better to do than sit all day. Newsflash, it doesn't
  11. Etre, ou ne pas etre, ca c'est la question! NYC or funeral? Sometimes free will is such a POS. Eat me, free will. And bring me coffee
  12. I need rich friends, who also have no lives. Is that so much to ask?!
  13. It's Friday at 10 pm - I'm on the internet, alone in my room, with candles burning. That says it all. Wait, what, does it??
  14. @Lorabell Have uber amounts of fun, lady! xx
  15. Do they give medals for iron bladders? Cuz I got that shiz locked down tight (that's what she said)
  16. @Lorabell Ummm for serious. Suspense!!! PS Dibbs on that outfit once it's strewn about the hotel floor
  17. @Lorabell Dude, the other lady in our pseudolez trio looked fuckhawt in Madrid. Let's make her wear that outfit later...
  18. @Lorabell It doesn't matter who's wrong or right, just REEEEEEEAD it, read it, REEEEEEEAD it, read it - so read it, but you wanna be bad!
  19. @Lorabell Holy HALE, did you read the new CWAIA update?!
  20. @DailyNightly Next time try like 8 espresso shots, totally works