jenjen1138
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may have missed her deadline to purchase/paint/weave ridiculously awesome & thoughtful Xmas gifts. Yer all gettin' iTunes. Spoiler Alert.
10:12 AM Dec 15th
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Ignoring it will not get it done any faster.
8:38 AM Dec 15th
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is having a fire day.
8:05 AM Dec 10th
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is just waiting for something cool to happen so she can be a part of the backlash.
7:29 AM Dec 9th
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I don't think twitter means the "What's happening?" question to be quite so momentous as it feels to me. My God, what IS happening?
8:10 PM Dec 7th
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is happy for all who loved Fantastic Mr. Fox. But you should know, before engaging me in conversation about it, that it left me pretty Meh.
8:35 PM Dec 5th
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This Classic Caramel Cob (caramel popcorn shaped like a phallic ear of corn) was a resounding disappointment.
4:37 PM Dec 1st
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I just ate a $h*† ton of Moose Munch.
9:07 AM Nov 24th
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Is leaving for New York City today! Seriously, I hope I don't barf on my students.
8:39 AM Nov 24th
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Comedy cannot exist without pain. However, it can exist without cruelty.
7:20 PM Nov 23rd
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a limerick of English majors
11:48 AM Nov 20th
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According to Michael, my tattoo is "tight". This is the highest compliment he is able to give and, in a strange way, I am deeply flattered.
10:25 AM Nov 20th
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An Apocalypse of Zombies
7:17 AM Nov 20th
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Do Twitter & FB build in a "Bitter Rejection Period" for changes? I have yet to see "I <3 the ReTweet Function!" It's all "Fvç< this $h!†!"
8:21 AM Nov 19th
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is hungry for something that isn't Froot Loops.
12:18 PM Nov 17th
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After "World's Greatest Dad" I was ready to give Robin Williams a 2nd chance, but I just caught a preview for "Old Dogs." Comeback Fail.
1:28 PM Nov 13th
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@ Your tweets are making me fat!
9:00 AM Nov 13th
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has Triskadecaradiophobia. (Fear of hearing NPR segments on what Triskadecaphobia means.)
7:17 AM Nov 13th
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is finally seeing the show she directed tonight! The Good, the Bad, & The Monkey @ 8pm - CIC Space:1420 W Irving Park Rd! amandarountree.com
11:22 AM Nov 12th
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The Malort was a mistake.
6:34 AM Nov 11th
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