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  1. may have missed her deadline to purchase/paint/weave ridiculously awesome & thoughtful Xmas gifts. Yer all gettin' iTunes. Spoiler Alert.
  2. Ignoring it will not get it done any faster.
  3. is having a fire day.
  4. is just waiting for something cool to happen so she can be a part of the backlash. #fb
  5. I don't think twitter means the "What's happening?" question to be quite so momentous as it feels to me. My God, what IS happening?
  6. is happy for all who loved Fantastic Mr. Fox. But you should know, before engaging me in conversation about it, that it left me pretty Meh.
  7. This Classic Caramel Cob (caramel popcorn shaped like a phallic ear of corn) was a resounding disappointment.
  8. I just ate a $h*† ton of Moose Munch. #fb #harryanddavidfetish
  9. Is leaving for New York City today! Seriously, I hope I don't barf on my students.
  10. Comedy cannot exist without pain. However, it can exist without cruelty.
  11. a limerick of English majors #collectivenouns
  12. According to Michael, my tattoo is "tight". This is the highest compliment he is able to give and, in a strange way, I am deeply flattered.
  13. An Apocalypse of Zombies #collectivenouns
  14. Do Twitter & FB build in a "Bitter Rejection Period" for changes? I have yet to see "I <3 the ReTweet Function!" It's all "Fvç< this $h!†!"
  15. is hungry for something that isn't Froot Loops. #fb
  16. After "World's Greatest Dad" I was ready to give Robin Williams a 2nd chance, but I just caught a preview for "Old Dogs." Comeback Fail.
  17. @trex151 Your tweets are making me fat!
  18. has Triskadecaradiophobia. (Fear of hearing NPR segments on what Triskadecaphobia means.) #fb
  19. is finally seeing the show she directed tonight! The Good, the Bad, & The Monkey @ 8pm - CIC Space:1420 W Irving Park Rd! amandarountree.com
  20. The Malort was a mistake. #fb