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  1. do you need cab fare for tomorrow night? diddy's "people" just sent me $105 in cab fare cards. DM me if you want one. about 8 hours ago from web
  2. RT @phanart Hot rumor with legs: lady Gaga to play two songs with Phish tonight. No joke about 11 hours ago from web
  3. all no-kill shelters r telling me to leave this cold, meowing kitty where it is, in a courtyard i can't access outside my apt. i have a sad. 3:09 PM Dec 29th from web
  4. http://twitpic.com/vs1ea - i think american apparel may have finally managed to shock me. almost. 1:56 PM Dec 29th from TwitPic
  5. so much novocaine. having flashbacks of the time i had bell's palsy. 9:07 AM Dec 29th from web
  6. all i can think of is how i wish we saved that couch and lamp: http://growingupheroes.com/post/306133958/submitted-by-jen-carlson 4:58 AM Dec 29th from web
  7. huge http://brooklynstandarddeli.com FAIL just now. how can you fuck up scrambled eggs so badly? #brooklynstandard 3:35 PM Dec 28th from web
  8. i think i already broke my website. DNS? Nameservers? < things i shouldn't mess with, apparently. 5:56 AM Dec 28th from web
  9. tick, tock... i think i'll probably do something with this soon http://jencarlson.net 5:26 AM Dec 28th from web
  10. http://twitpic.com/vht54 - scanning old photos. love this one of my mom. 1:14 PM Dec 27th from TwitPic
  11. sitting by the yule log with a friend having drinks. other xmas orphans welcome! text me. 1:19 PM Dec 25th from web
  12. http://twitpic.com/v7cs2 - my dreams of having a working fireplace in brooklyn have almost come true... 12:52 PM Dec 25th from TwitPic
  13. http://twitpic.com/v69z6 - olivia just showed me her new dollhouse on skype! 9:52 AM Dec 25th from TwitPic
  14. spending christmas alone is being made even more depressing by reading twitters of other people's idyllic christmases. 5:27 AM Dec 25th from web
  15. http://twitpic.com/v25yv - neighbors are celebrating xmas eve with techno. just like they celebrate every other day. i'm going to start wear 5:52 PM Dec 24th from TwitPic
  16. @heckturd yes! it's really pretty. http://gothamist.com/2009/11/16/greenpoints_manhattan_inn.php 8:16 AM Dec 24th from web in reply to heckturd
  17. i am going to cook a recipe a day from julia child's cookbook and add rosemary and sea salt to each recipe and write a blog about it #$ 4:24 PM Dec 23rd from web
  18. cooking fact: if you add rosemary and sea salt to anything it makes it better 4:22 PM Dec 23rd from web
  19. it is true RT @ultragrrrl photos of animal fetuses are still cute: http://ow.ly/OHNj 1:23 PM Dec 22nd from web
  20. 1st job after graduating was writing jacket copy for the back of porn movies. so i do think i'm qualified to give pro tips http://ow.ly/OG3S 11:53 AM Dec 22nd from web