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  1. maybe, when i wake up? maybe that will be when everything is awesome.10:19 PM Jul 8th from web
  2. @pastaqueen just the one? lightweight.9:15 PM Jul 8th from web in reply to pastaqueen
  3. @lillowen & I BET THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE CUTE WHEN THEY DID. rumor says fake viral video, but the whole thing still fills me with shudders.5:50 PM Jul 8th from web
  4. Oh my god. This is a TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE NIGHTMARE. http://bit.ly/pAcnf5:31 PM Jul 8th from web
  5. @ShawnLA oh, shit, sweetheart. that is so wrong. i'm so sorry.4:02 PM Jul 8th from web in reply to ShawnLA
  6. @aych YES. Did you love it?3:57 PM Jul 8th from web in reply to aych
  7. "Life isn't fair. But it's still good."10:18 AM Jul 8th from txt
  8. we like boys in cars (BOYS BOYS BOYS) buy us drinks in bars (BOYS BOYS BOYS). my running playlist is going to kill me with the earworms.7:50 AM Jul 8th from web
  9. i have: so much work. i am: dicking around on facebook, playing dress up in my closet, and wishing a lot for a lot of cake.8:40 PM Jul 7th from web
  10. @ShawnLA noooooooooooooooo! that is SO RUDE of her. i have my fingers crossed! they are crossed hard!7:35 PM Jul 7th from web in reply to ShawnLA
  11. feeling terribly pure and awfully self congratulatory for not buying that very expensive dress. It is also so brave how i am not crying.7:21 PM Jul 7th from txt
  12. "and my will will say NOTHING FOR JEN BECAUSE THIS HEART ATTACK WAS HER FAULT."2:08 PM Jul 6th from web
  13. E stumbled in at 7:45 this morning, collapsed on the bed, and conked out with his pants half-off. I think he threw a good bachelor party.12:02 PM Jul 4th from web
  14. i mean it. http://bit.ly/14N8Ct3:29 PM Jul 3rd from web
  15. everything is in this house is sticky, and it is not my fault.11:53 AM Jul 3rd from web
  16. this was a Very Good Night.11:09 PM Jul 2nd from web
  17. E, very seriously and with much concentration, is flailing away at Wii Punch Out, and it ranks among the greatest things I have ever seen.12:45 PM Jul 2nd from web
  18. @xingcat @ShawnLa though i hear it helps if you also nail the interviewer.3:06 PM Jul 1st from web in reply to xingcat
  19. just noticed that the fiction editors' names are featured prominently on the masthead. of course my letter was addressed "Dear Editors."3:05 PM Jul 1st from web
  20. @ShawnLA holy crap! yay! you will be brilliant, and i am hoping so hard for you!12:25 PM Jul 1st from web in reply to ShawnLA