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  1. FIVE POUNDS OF APPLES. college radio band or shopping at Costco?2:17 PM Nov 7th from web
  2. in this document i should like to delete every instance of the final "s" in the word "assess." which means i've been working too long again.7:45 PM Nov 5th from web
  3. dinner was two things from boxes, served mooshed up in a bowl. by which i mean "awesome."6:35 PM Nov 5th from web
  4. @BestFoodBlogEVR huge congrats on not-Gourmet, though. i hope you will mention me in your pulitzer acceptance speech.1:43 PM Nov 5th from web in reply to BestFoodBlogEVR
  5. @BestFoodBlogEVR Gourmet! Oh, wait.1:20 PM Nov 5th from web in reply to BestFoodBlogEVR
  6. @BestFoodBlogEVR nope! but that's okay. we're holding off on the second round while i write the book, and heading back out in january.12:35 PM Nov 5th from web in reply to BestFoodBlogEVR
  7. @BestFoodBlogEVR boo! i was convinced that was it, and was so excited for you. it'll happen.12:27 PM Nov 5th from web in reply to BestFoodBlogEVR
  8. @timpratt http://bit.ly/F9Aqq12:16 PM Nov 5th from web in reply to timpratt
  9. @BestFoodBlogEVR got an agent?12:16 PM Nov 5th from web in reply to BestFoodBlogEVR
  10. is it rude to compare someone to a grasshopper, physically speaking? i mean it in a good way, i swear.8:40 AM Nov 5th from web
  11. @lillowen but how do you start at the bottom? that sounds like a physics problem to me. (and bran and bitterness is a college radio band.)8:27 AM Nov 5th from web in reply to lillowen
  12. the closer to the bottom of the box, the tastier raisin bran gets. because that's where all the raisins have been hiding. little fuckers.8:10 AM Nov 5th from web
  13. i wrote three sentences. but they're long sentences, majestic and sweeping. so i'll just count that as "five pages" and go on to bed now.11:18 PM Nov 4th from web
  14. @snurri @timpratt Now these points of data make a beautiful line. And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time!7:55 AM Nov 3rd from web in reply to snurri
  15. @timpratt my new motto!7:53 AM Nov 3rd from web in reply to timpratt
  16. @ladyloo it's so delicious and moist!7:50 AM Nov 3rd from web in reply to ladyloo
  17. @snurri i'm not even angry. i'm being so sincere right now.7:46 AM Nov 3rd from web in reply to snurri
  18. This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.7:44 AM Nov 3rd from web
  19. How many times can a girl whack herself in the head with a steel pole while trying to install a closet system? Let's find bananas!7:52 PM Nov 2nd from Echofon
  20. Cellphones: the modern house's intercom equivalent! ("honey, can you bring me a diet pepsi DON'T YOU HANG UP I AM A GENIUS."1:39 PM Nov 2nd from Echofon