jenfoo
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@ you can call me anything, lovey. just so long's you call me.
10 minutes ago
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in reply to selila
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@! oh my god! i'm so sorry. i am glad you have got painkillers and think you ought to wash them down with vodka
about 1 hour ago
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in reply to selila
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riding backwards on the train, which makes me dizzy, and also feel like i'm rapidly traveling into The Distant Past. maybe I'm your Grandma!
about 2 hours ago
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@ yes, it's very sad the way you must work with being so pretty.
about 2 hours ago
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in reply to koroshiya
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@ i'll always circle your verbs. BABY.
about 2 hours ago
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in reply to mopie
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@ i'm sure that's part of it. but it felt like there was an unbearable smugness about his very good luck. a sense of entitlement.
about 2 hours ago
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in reply to ellisbell
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@ oh good! i really loved the dillard glimpses. i wanted to punch him in the face.
about 3 hours ago
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in reply to ellisbell
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@ @ you guys, what am i missing? this essay made me hate him and by proxy, everything he stands for.
about 3 hours ago
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in reply to ellisbell
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@ it's how i make friends.
about 3 hours ago
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in reply to accordiongeek
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made myself a cup of hot tea! by which i mean "a mug of hot water." i still have no idea where the teabag went. OR IF I EVER EVEN HAD ONE.
about 5 hours ago
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stop whistling. stop whistling. STOP WHISTLING. OH MY GOD STOP WHI--thank you. i really--OH MY GOD WHY DID YOU START WHISTLING AGAIN?
about 9 hours ago
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RT @: "Bone Shop", the novella by SH author Tim Pratt, is now available on Kindle! (and also at http:
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about 9 hours ago
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@ no, it was just Snowing Pretty Hard. but that fits less well in a twitter.
7:11 PM Nov 22nd
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in reply to annemyers
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special dark miniatures: tiny serving sizes! great idea! but it turns out i really like them for how you can fit 5 in your mouth at a time.
7:02 PM Nov 22nd
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@ that was poetic license. if i were being literal and had more characters, i would have said "suddenly snowing pretty hard."
6:50 PM Nov 22nd
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in reply to amyrhoda
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was worrying about all the work i have, and then it started blizzarding, and i was like, Oh, God! you are such a card, with your metaphors.
4:58 PM Nov 22nd
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@ 30's hard. maybe she should use physics.
11:08 AM Nov 22nd
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in reply to xeney
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@ ha! that is the best thing i have ever heard! even better: she actually grows up to use physics. (dear penny: make me a teleporter!)
9:00 PM Nov 21st
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in reply to xeney
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so out of practice for office life. only just barely managed to stop myself mid-"hey, the nondairy creamer looks like semen!" observation.
2:06 PM Nov 20th
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hey! you can't enlarge the type when you're proofreading hard copies! what kind of medieval bullshit is this?
11:24 AM Nov 20th
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