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  1. @selila you can call me anything, lovey. just so long's you call me. 10 minutes ago from web in reply to selila
  2. @selila! oh my god! i'm so sorry. i am glad you have got painkillers and think you ought to wash them down with vodka about 1 hour ago from web in reply to selila
  3. riding backwards on the train, which makes me dizzy, and also feel like i'm rapidly traveling into The Distant Past. maybe I'm your Grandma! about 2 hours ago from web
  4. @koroshiya yes, it's very sad the way you must work with being so pretty. about 2 hours ago from web in reply to koroshiya
  5. @mopie i'll always circle your verbs. BABY. about 2 hours ago from web in reply to mopie
  6. @ellisbell i'm sure that's part of it. but it felt like there was an unbearable smugness about his very good luck. a sense of entitlement. about 2 hours ago from web in reply to ellisbell
  7. @ellisbell oh good! i really loved the dillard glimpses. i wanted to punch him in the face. about 3 hours ago from web in reply to ellisbell
  8. @ellisbell @aych you guys, what am i missing? this essay made me hate him and by proxy, everything he stands for. about 3 hours ago from web in reply to ellisbell
  9. @accordiongeek it's how i make friends. about 3 hours ago from web in reply to accordiongeek
  10. made myself a cup of hot tea! by which i mean "a mug of hot water." i still have no idea where the teabag went. OR IF I EVER EVEN HAD ONE. about 5 hours ago from web
  11. stop whistling. stop whistling. STOP WHISTLING. OH MY GOD STOP WHI--thank you. i really--OH MY GOD WHY DID YOU START WHISTLING AGAIN? about 9 hours ago from web
  12. RT @strangehorizons: "Bone Shop", the novella by SH author Tim Pratt, is now available on Kindle! http://is.gd/51Tds (and also at http: ... about 9 hours ago from web
  13. @annemyers no, it was just Snowing Pretty Hard. but that fits less well in a twitter. 7:11 PM Nov 22nd from web in reply to annemyers
  14. special dark miniatures: tiny serving sizes! great idea! but it turns out i really like them for how you can fit 5 in your mouth at a time. 7:02 PM Nov 22nd from web
  15. @amyrhoda that was poetic license. if i were being literal and had more characters, i would have said "suddenly snowing pretty hard." 6:50 PM Nov 22nd from web in reply to amyrhoda
  16. was worrying about all the work i have, and then it started blizzarding, and i was like, Oh, God! you are such a card, with your metaphors. 4:58 PM Nov 22nd from web
  17. @xeney 30's hard. maybe she should use physics. 11:08 AM Nov 22nd from web in reply to xeney
  18. @xeney ha! that is the best thing i have ever heard! even better: she actually grows up to use physics. (dear penny: make me a teleporter!) 9:00 PM Nov 21st from web in reply to xeney
  19. so out of practice for office life. only just barely managed to stop myself mid-"hey, the nondairy creamer looks like semen!" observation. 2:06 PM Nov 20th from web
  20. hey! you can't enlarge the type when you're proofreading hard copies! what kind of medieval bullshit is this? 11:24 AM Nov 20th from web