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  1. maybe, when i wake up? maybe that will be when everything is awesome.
  2. @pastaqueen just the one? lightweight.
  3. @lillowen & I BET THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE CUTE WHEN THEY DID. rumor says fake viral video, but the whole thing still fills me with shudders.
  4. Oh my god. This is a TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE NIGHTMARE. http://bit.ly/pAcnf
  5. @ShawnLA oh, shit, sweetheart. that is so wrong. i'm so sorry.
  6. @aych YES. Did you love it?
  7. "Life isn't fair. But it's still good."
  8. we like boys in cars (BOYS BOYS BOYS) buy us drinks in bars (BOYS BOYS BOYS). my running playlist is going to kill me with the earworms.
  9. i have: so much work. i am: dicking around on facebook, playing dress up in my closet, and wishing a lot for a lot of cake.
  10. @ShawnLA noooooooooooooooo! that is SO RUDE of her. i have my fingers crossed! they are crossed hard!
  11. feeling terribly pure and awfully self congratulatory for not buying that very expensive dress. It is also so brave how i am not crying.
  12. "and my will will say NOTHING FOR JEN BECAUSE THIS HEART ATTACK WAS HER FAULT."
  13. E stumbled in at 7:45 this morning, collapsed on the bed, and conked out with his pants half-off. I think he threw a good bachelor party.
  14. i mean it. http://bit.ly/14N8Ct
  15. everything is in this house is sticky, and it is not my fault.
  16. this was a Very Good Night.
  17. E, very seriously and with much concentration, is flailing away at Wii Punch Out, and it ranks among the greatest things I have ever seen.
  18. @xingcat @ShawnLa though i hear it helps if you also nail the interviewer.
  19. just noticed that the fiction editors' names are featured prominently on the masthead. of course my letter was addressed "Dear Editors."
  20. @ShawnLA holy crap! yay! you will be brilliant, and i am hoping so hard for you!