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  1. Did you hear the one about the girl who was so pale she got a sunburn in Scandinavia?7:11 AM Jul 4th from txt
  2. Safe and sound in Stockholm. Sounds like name of very boring movie.3:33 AM Jul 3rd from txt
  3. MalaysiaAir: way nicer than Continental. Makes me think good things about Malaysia and bad things about... continents.4:52 PM Jul 2nd from txt
  4. If you only learn one sentence in Swedish, let it be "The corpse looks like another corpse."9:18 AM Jul 2nd from web
  5. "A whale has only one option." "My children are watching my land mine." http://bit.ly/12QgUZ9:17 AM Jul 2nd from web
  6. Off to Stockholm tonight! Here is the best "learn Swedish" video: http://bit.ly/12QgUZ9:16 AM Jul 2nd from web
  7. Insider information: Spanx is launching a men's line. You heard it here first!6:36 PM Jul 1st from txt
  8. Wall St Starbucks better than Times Sq Starbucks. Love my new hood. Feel like social Darwinist.9:45 AM Jun 30th from txt
  9. Cranio-sacral massage gave me a headache. Funny that having your head manipulated for an hour could have that effect.7:44 PM Jun 29th from web
  10. I'm an LSAT model! http://www.atlaslsat.com/5:09 AM Jun 28th from web
  11. Filmed a special for the Tyra Banks show that will air in August!5:09 AM Jun 28th from web
  12. If buildings skip floor 13, don't you think airports might skip gate C4?7:43 AM Jun 17th from txt
  13. Intrepid Young Journalist says that if I can't handle the inefficiency of the Midwest, I could never handle the Middle East.7:39 AM Jun 17th from txt
  14. Oh my god, if you don't know how to go through airport security, PRACTICE AT HOME before you come.7:38 AM Jun 17th from txt
  15. Oh, OH.2:56 PM Jun 14th from txt
  16. You know what would cheer me up? A Hoegaarden & pics of babies dressed as animals.1:02 PM Jun 14th from txt
  17. Auntie Anne's pretzels smell like rotting obesity.1:00 PM Jun 14th from txt
  18. Ditto on terminals with no Starbucks. I don't want a fucking hot pretzel.12:59 PM Jun 14th from txt
  19. Airline terminals with no sit-down restaurants (and hence no alcohol) should be illegal.12:58 PM Jun 14th from txt
  20. Fun fact: search for "Idiot's Guide to Learning Disabilities" brings up "Idiot's Guide to Getting Your MBA Online."7:58 AM Jun 13th from web