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  1. One of you in my Twitter feed had to follow up Obama's Veterans Day Tweet. I'm not saying who, just saying it's hard to compete with that. 9:07 AM Nov 11th from web
  2. Oh, Burt's Bees: stop trying to convince me to wash & beautify myself w/wax, honey, & foodstuffs. You leave my hair flat & my skin carroty. 9:00 AM Nov 11th from web
  3. Thanksgiving turkey vendor: "Order early to ensure your size." 3:52 PM Nov 9th from txt
  4. And by "circumstances," I just mean "belts." 3:30 PM Nov 5th from txt
  5. My dress, blazer, and winter coat all have their own belts; not sure my internal organs can function under the circumstances. 3:29 PM Nov 5th from txt
  6. Was in the recording studio today (I've always wanted to say that!) recording the Williamsburg Spelling Bee theme song. 10:16 PM Nov 4th from web
  7. Spotted in Columbus Circle subway station: cop being really compassionate towards argumentative homeless man. A good day. 12:48 PM Nov 3rd from txt
  8. iPhone just offered to autocomplete the word "monkeybutt" for me. I guess the software adapts. 11:22 AM Nov 3rd from txt
  9. Seriously, Dunkin' Donuts? The last thing I want from you is a fucking tuna sandwich. 1:32 PM Nov 2nd from txt
  10. Photos from the last NYC Spelling Bee, where I was Spellvira, Queen of the Dark: http://bit.ly/3R6yOZ 11:20 AM Nov 2nd from web
  11. I'm glad I don't have to order my cat's Whiskas over the phone, because I don't like being forced to talk like an old gangster. 8:09 AM Nov 1st from web
  12. Shut up about baseball. Just shut up. Read a book, bake a pie, feed a pigeon. Shut up. 7:48 PM Oct 31st from web
  13. I was really excited about trick or treating in my building until my doorman confirmed that there are no children here. 3:13 PM Oct 31st from web
  14. Just got hit on by a fat young man on the 6 train dressed as a leprechaun and carrying groceries from Whole Foods. 6:53 PM Oct 30th from txt
  15. On my GMAT class evals, someone listed my "strengths" as "Knowing her shit down cold & demonstrating it w/out fail." Fuck yes, thank you. 8:12 PM Oct 29th from web
  16. If you name your daughter "Charisma," I'll bet she grows up with none of it. 10:18 AM Oct 28th from web
  17. I now know 52 digits of pi. Just FYI. 11:09 AM Oct 26th from web
  18. Dipping the skirt steak in the ketchup and the fries in the gravy, just to be contrarian. 1:14 PM Oct 25th from txt
  19. An Olsen twin just walked past the Manhattan GMAT offices. 9:19 AM Oct 25th from txt
  20. After buying what must be the tenth Mr. Coffee machine of my life, I'm pretty sure I don't need to read the booklet. 10:31 AM Oct 21st from web