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  1. Hot girl in subway tunnel playing "Ring of Fire" on an accordion ... so confused.
  2. Actually, it was "succubus / demon of the apocalypse."
  3. My Starbucks guy told me I "hit the sweet spot" with my makeup & look "less like a succubus."
  4. Dear Grand Central one-man band: just because you can doesn't mean you should.
  5. Save the date: next Wed. 6:30 is the Chelsea Market Geography Bee!
  6. Hosting Chelsea Mind Games at 6:30 tonight. Not too late to drag your ass/friends to Chelsea Market!
  7. Don't try to cut an uncooked gold creamer potato with your hard-boiled egg slicer.
  8. In Central Park! He brought grapes! And poetry books. And his lats are flexing mightily!!!
  9. I told my boyfriend I wanted to be on a boat, and now he's rowing a fucking boat!
  10. Guess where I am RIGHT NOW?! ON A BOAT.
  11. One of you in my Twitter feed had to follow up Obama's Veterans Day Tweet. I'm not saying who, just saying it's hard to compete with that.
  12. Oh, Burt's Bees: stop trying to convince me to wash & beautify myself w/wax, honey, & foodstuffs. You leave my hair flat & my skin carroty.
  13. Thanksgiving turkey vendor: "Order early to ensure your size."
  14. And by "circumstances," I just mean "belts."
  15. My dress, blazer, and winter coat all have their own belts; not sure my internal organs can function under the circumstances.
  16. Was in the recording studio today (I've always wanted to say that!) recording the Williamsburg Spelling Bee theme song.
  17. Spotted in Columbus Circle subway station: cop being really compassionate towards argumentative homeless man. A good day.
  18. iPhone just offered to autocomplete the word "monkeybutt" for me. I guess the software adapts.
  19. Seriously, Dunkin' Donuts? The last thing I want from you is a fucking tuna sandwich.
  20. Photos from the last NYC Spelling Bee, where I was Spellvira, Queen of the Dark: http://bit.ly/3R6yOZ