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  1. Hot girl in subway tunnel playing "Ring of Fire" on an accordion ... so confused. about 12 hours ago from txt
  2. Actually, it was "succubus / demon of the apocalypse." 3:45 PM Nov 21st from txt
  3. My Starbucks guy told me I "hit the sweet spot" with my makeup & look "less like a succubus." 3:45 PM Nov 21st from txt
  4. Dear Grand Central one-man band: just because you can doesn't mean you should. 2:52 PM Nov 21st from txt
  5. Save the date: next Wed. 6:30 is the Chelsea Market Geography Bee! 12:41 PM Nov 19th from txt
  6. Hosting Chelsea Mind Games at 6:30 tonight. Not too late to drag your ass/friends to Chelsea Market! 12:54 PM Nov 18th from txt
  7. Don't try to cut an uncooked gold creamer potato with your hard-boiled egg slicer. 7:27 PM Nov 17th from web
  8. In Central Park! He brought grapes! And poetry books. And his lats are flexing mightily!!! 11:00 AM Nov 16th from txt
  9. I told my boyfriend I wanted to be on a boat, and now he's rowing a fucking boat! 10:59 AM Nov 16th from txt
  10. Guess where I am RIGHT NOW?! ON A BOAT. 10:58 AM Nov 16th from txt
  11. One of you in my Twitter feed had to follow up Obama's Veterans Day Tweet. I'm not saying who, just saying it's hard to compete with that. 9:07 AM Nov 11th from web
  12. Oh, Burt's Bees: stop trying to convince me to wash & beautify myself w/wax, honey, & foodstuffs. You leave my hair flat & my skin carroty. 9:00 AM Nov 11th from web
  13. Thanksgiving turkey vendor: "Order early to ensure your size." 3:52 PM Nov 9th from txt
  14. And by "circumstances," I just mean "belts." 3:30 PM Nov 5th from txt
  15. My dress, blazer, and winter coat all have their own belts; not sure my internal organs can function under the circumstances. 3:29 PM Nov 5th from txt
  16. Was in the recording studio today (I've always wanted to say that!) recording the Williamsburg Spelling Bee theme song. 10:16 PM Nov 4th from web
  17. Spotted in Columbus Circle subway station: cop being really compassionate towards argumentative homeless man. A good day. 12:48 PM Nov 3rd from txt
  18. iPhone just offered to autocomplete the word "monkeybutt" for me. I guess the software adapts. 11:22 AM Nov 3rd from txt
  19. Seriously, Dunkin' Donuts? The last thing I want from you is a fucking tuna sandwich. 1:32 PM Nov 2nd from txt
  20. Photos from the last NYC Spelling Bee, where I was Spellvira, Queen of the Dark: http://bit.ly/3R6yOZ 11:20 AM Nov 2nd from web