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  1. @pameladayton the Mormons seem to be in the 3wks later time zone. Thanks for asking. Love the new doo!!
  2. I enjoy banging things together. Who doesn't?
  3. I find it totally ironic that Glenn Beck makes me cry.
  4. @CaptainDumbass it SO works.
  5. @gimmethejuice He sure is. I think he's out here scouting how to successfully win a BCS game. Ouch-that was just plain mean. Sorry.
  6. I have lost all my inner monologuing skills today.
  7. @MsSalti that would have ruined my appetite for a delicious pork salad.
  8. I was just sassed by a guy in a sweater vest. A SWEATER VEST!
  9. Still sort of missing Kenny Rogers' old face.
  10. @SuburbanTurmoil Oh no! I don't want to increase my bust. Nobody needs that sort of event inflicted on the world.
  11. @diaryofamadbath Miss Collins is the true bitch I have always wanted to be.
  12. Never question authority. It doesn't know either.
  13. Just realizing I'm not living this week like it's shark week.
  14. Having an "Are you there God? It's me Margaret." moment.
  15. @CaptainDumbass Potato - potahto. My hair's curly not frizzy. :)
  16. @churchpunkmom Sorry love. Tell me stories of BlogHer. Did you go?
  17. Just gave myself a "paper cut" by touching some strands of my hair. The hell?
  18. @CaptainDumbass looking for a bald man in Vancouver area to stalk Twilight crew with man-van. Suggestions?
  19. Mustard mishap today. Well, I guess I won't be wearing these pants to a rave anytime soon.
  20. @gingela5 Bawhaha! "Dog snuggie" made me laugh out loud.