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  1. Grey's Anatomy - Today instead of being frightened, become inspired.7:19 PM Oct 29th from txt
  2. Tatum - "You look a little like my Aunt Sarah." Uh, yeah kiddo, that's because she's my sister.9:11 PM Oct 26th from web
  3. Dude, you are a fag, the bible fucking hates you.2:04 AM Oct 25th from txt
  4. Flashcards on a Friday night... Wild!1:22 AM Oct 24th from txt
  5. Kevin M. -"I just had a bunch of wine, I can't switch to beer." Kevin L. - "Dude, that is the gayest shit I have ever heard."1:21 AM Oct 17th from txt
  6. Bryan - " Did you use your weiner as a stir stick?"7:18 PM Oct 11th from txt
  7. "My penis is the talking stick."6:44 PM Oct 11th from txt
  8. "He gave me a case of V.B. (Yes, V.B.)"6:13 PM Oct 11th from txt
  9. "So... Sword swallowing would be a good vocation for you?"5:37 PM Oct 11th from txt
  10. "I am my only sure thing."4:59 PM Oct 11th from txt
  11. "Is it supposed to be red?"4:21 PM Oct 11th from txt
  12. "My penis *is* the hammer!"2:05 PM Oct 11th from txt
  13. "How is that possibly going to fit?"2:03 PM Oct 11th from txt
  14. "You are not putting that in me and certainly not while you're driving."2:01 PM Oct 11th from txt
  15. "I don't want to die in a fiery car crash with someone's cock in my mouth. It's one of my personal guidelines."1:58 PM Oct 11th from txt
  16. Kris -"New Mexico smells like failed balloons."6:59 PM Oct 10th from txt
  17. I just broke the snort meter due to his reaction to me picking purple rain as my song selection. Win.11:29 PM Oct 9th from txt
  18. I'm stealing my wireless from one ex because the other refused to tell me the password to mine. The circle of life.11:46 PM Oct 7th from txt
  19. You know it's bad when I start craving tequila. Go away hell week.11:44 PM Oct 7th from txt
  20. RT because it's SO TRUE. @highindustrial I know it's autumn when the sun's no longer a great big mirror ball to my disco naps.1:13 AM Oct 3rd from web