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  1. Grey's Anatomy - Today instead of being frightened, become inspired.
  2. Tatum - "You look a little like my Aunt Sarah." Uh, yeah kiddo, that's because she's my sister.
  3. Dude, you are a fag, the bible fucking hates you.
  4. Flashcards on a Friday night... Wild!
  5. Kevin M. -"I just had a bunch of wine, I can't switch to beer." Kevin L. - "Dude, that is the gayest shit I have ever heard."
  6. Bryan - " Did you use your weiner as a stir stick?"
  7. "My penis is the talking stick."
  8. "He gave me a case of V.B. (Yes, V.B.)"
  9. "So... Sword swallowing would be a good vocation for you?"
  10. "I am my only sure thing."
  11. "Is it supposed to be red?"
  12. "My penis *is* the hammer!"
  13. "How is that possibly going to fit?"
  14. "You are not putting that in me and certainly not while you're driving."
  15. "I don't want to die in a fiery car crash with someone's cock in my mouth. It's one of my personal guidelines."
  16. Kris -"New Mexico smells like failed balloons."
  17. I just broke the snort meter due to his reaction to me picking purple rain as my song selection. Win.
  18. I'm stealing my wireless from one ex because the other refused to tell me the password to mine. The circle of life.
  19. You know it's bad when I start craving tequila. Go away hell week.
  20. RT because it's SO TRUE. @highindustrial I know it's autumn when the sun's no longer a great big mirror ball to my disco naps.