Profile_bird

Hey there! jenallday is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What's happening? Join today to start receiving jenallday's tweets.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

jenallday

  1. I saw what I thought was a lone missionary peddling down the street and it thoroughly confused me. Turns out the other one is just slow. 5:43 PM Nov 23rd from txt
  2. @MelissaSummers Did they at least warn you? The first MRI I had with contrast NO ONE warned me I was going to feel like I had peed myself!! 9:12 PM Nov 17th from web in reply to MelissaSummers
  3. @jen_II Apparently we have a scruffy boy fetish and a beaten up boy fetish. I think we should beat up the scruffy boys we know! 9:00 PM Nov 17th from web
  4. @lonelysandwich Golden Crisp is on my list that your pee smells like after eating. 9:35 PM Nov 10th from mobile web
  5. Grey's Anatomy - Today instead of being frightened, become inspired. 7:19 PM Oct 29th from txt
  6. Tatum - "You look a little like my Aunt Sarah." Uh, yeah kiddo, that's because she's my sister. 9:11 PM Oct 26th from web
  7. Dude, you are a fag, the bible fucking hates you. 2:04 AM Oct 25th from txt
  8. Flashcards on a Friday night... Wild! 1:22 AM Oct 24th from txt
  9. Kevin M. -"I just had a bunch of wine, I can't switch to beer." Kevin L. - "Dude, that is the gayest shit I have ever heard." 1:21 AM Oct 17th from txt
  10. Bryan - " Did you use your weiner as a stir stick?" 7:18 PM Oct 11th from txt
  11. "My penis is the talking stick." 6:44 PM Oct 11th from txt
  12. "He gave me a case of V.B. (Yes, V.B.)" 6:13 PM Oct 11th from txt
  13. "So... Sword swallowing would be a good vocation for you?" 5:37 PM Oct 11th from txt
  14. "I am my only sure thing." 4:59 PM Oct 11th from txt
  15. "Is it supposed to be red?" 4:21 PM Oct 11th from txt
  16. "My penis *is* the hammer!" 2:05 PM Oct 11th from txt
  17. "How is that possibly going to fit?" 2:03 PM Oct 11th from txt
  18. "You are not putting that in me and certainly not while you're driving." 2:01 PM Oct 11th from txt
  19. "I don't want to die in a fiery car crash with someone's cock in my mouth. It's one of my personal guidelines." 1:58 PM Oct 11th from txt
  20. Kris -"New Mexico smells like failed balloons." 6:59 PM Oct 10th from txt