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  1. I saw what I thought was a lone missionary peddling down the street and it thoroughly confused me. Turns out the other one is just slow.
  2. @MelissaSummers Did they at least warn you? The first MRI I had with contrast NO ONE warned me I was going to feel like I had peed myself!!
  3. @jen_II Apparently we have a scruffy boy fetish and a beaten up boy fetish. I think we should beat up the scruffy boys we know!
  4. @lonelysandwich Golden Crisp is on my list that your pee smells like after eating.
  5. Grey's Anatomy - Today instead of being frightened, become inspired.
  6. Tatum - "You look a little like my Aunt Sarah." Uh, yeah kiddo, that's because she's my sister.
  7. Dude, you are a fag, the bible fucking hates you.
  8. Flashcards on a Friday night... Wild!
  9. Kevin M. -"I just had a bunch of wine, I can't switch to beer." Kevin L. - "Dude, that is the gayest shit I have ever heard."
  10. Bryan - " Did you use your weiner as a stir stick?"
  11. "My penis is the talking stick."
  12. "He gave me a case of V.B. (Yes, V.B.)"
  13. "So... Sword swallowing would be a good vocation for you?"
  14. "I am my only sure thing."
  15. "Is it supposed to be red?"
  16. "My penis *is* the hammer!"
  17. "How is that possibly going to fit?"
  18. "You are not putting that in me and certainly not while you're driving."
  19. "I don't want to die in a fiery car crash with someone's cock in my mouth. It's one of my personal guidelines."
  20. Kris -"New Mexico smells like failed balloons."