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  1. Deep thoughts pondered by the mom of a 21-month-old: why are there only 4 students at Sid the Science Kid's school? Can you say expensive? 11:46 AM Nov 20th from Twitterrific
  2. Share in the joy! New post at writesoftly.blogspot.com: an open letter to my nausea. 8:30 AM Nov 19th from Twitterrific
  3. Deep thoughts pondered by the mom of a 21-month-old: if Thomas the Tank Engine can talk and knows his routes, why does he need a driver? 4:54 PM Nov 16th from Twitterrific
  4. @TheBloggess Totally have heard it before. But not since 11th grade Latin class. (Big fan of yours, btw. Found you through @coffeemike.) 4:31 PM Nov 16th from Twitterrific in reply to TheBloggess
  5. Meant to lie down with my boy for 10 minutes to encourage him to nap. We both woke up 75 minutes later. Now that's a good Monday. 2:52 PM Nov 16th from Twitterrific
  6. Can you imagine if that were the case? "Hey, don't you just love the weather? *Allergize* is my favorite time of the year." 3:07 PM Nov 12th from web
  7. By that token, what would the other season nicknames be? Spring = "Allergize." Summer = "Overheat." Winter = "Mulch." 3:07 PM Nov 12th from web
  8. Why is autumn the only season that gets a nickname? It's actually kind of lame. "Fall." That's just the verb that the leaves do. 3:05 PM Nov 12th from web
  9. Following my usual pregnancy diet of strict adherence to only mashed potatoes and chocolate. Thank God for vitamins. 2:15 PM Nov 12th from web
  10. @coffeemike Dude. Silkie. I know my Scottish mythology. :) 5:28 PM Nov 8th from Twitterrific in reply to coffeemike
  11. OH on MTV: "I am so mad at Johanna right now, but it doesn't mean I don't love her a little bit." This is precisely why I don't watch MTV. 7:50 PM Oct 28th from Twitterrific
  12. "What am I doing," you ask, Twitter? For the next several weeks, you may assume I am either actually throwing up, or thinking about it. 7:31 PM Oct 28th from web
  13. @dooce Yes, but did you ALSO restock the toilet paper in every bathroom? I am still waiting for my "Homemaker of the Year" award. 8:27 PM Oct 27th from web
  14. is going to try this motherhood thing again (and is already in training, actually). Due date: May 17. 9:19 PM Oct 26th from web
  15. Forrest Hump #oneletteroffmovies #pornedition 4:37 PM Oct 24th from Twitterrific
  16. Ghostbutters #oneletteroffmovies #latetotheparty 8:44 AM Oct 24th from Twitterrific
  17. Conclusion: I am extremely, very, terribly old. 10:19 AM Sep 27th from web
  18. "And why are there so many songs about pot?" 10:19 AM Sep 27th from web
  19. "And why is this host-guy SHOUTING so much?" 10:19 AM Sep 27th from web
  20. "Why is Lady Gaga so creepy when she performs live?" 10:18 AM Sep 27th from web