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  1. Can you imagine if that were the case? "Hey, don't you just love the weather? *Allergize* is my favorite time of the year." 3:07 PM Nov 12th from web
  2. By that token, what would the other season nicknames be? Spring = "Allergize." Summer = "Overheat." Winter = "Mulch." 3:07 PM Nov 12th from web
  3. Why is autumn the only season that gets a nickname? It's actually kind of lame. "Fall." That's just the verb that the leaves do. 3:05 PM Nov 12th from web
  4. Following my usual pregnancy diet of strict adherence to only mashed potatoes and chocolate. Thank God for vitamins. 2:15 PM Nov 12th from web
  5. @coffeemike Dude. Silkie. I know my Scottish mythology. :) 5:28 PM Nov 8th from Twitterrific in reply to coffeemike
  6. OH on MTV: "I am so mad at Johanna right now, but it doesn't mean I don't love her a little bit." This is precisely why I don't watch MTV. 7:50 PM Oct 28th from Twitterrific
  7. "What am I doing," you ask, Twitter? For the next several weeks, you may assume I am either actually throwing up, or thinking about it. 7:31 PM Oct 28th from web
  8. @dooce Yes, but did you ALSO restock the toilet paper in every bathroom? I am still waiting for my "Homemaker of the Year" award. 8:27 PM Oct 27th from web
  9. is going to try this motherhood thing again (and is already in training, actually). Due date: May 17. 9:19 PM Oct 26th from web
  10. Forrest Hump #oneletteroffmovies #pornedition 4:37 PM Oct 24th from Twitterrific
  11. Ghostbutters #oneletteroffmovies #latetotheparty 8:44 AM Oct 24th from Twitterrific
  12. Conclusion: I am extremely, very, terribly old. 10:19 AM Sep 27th from web
  13. "And why are there so many songs about pot?" 10:19 AM Sep 27th from web
  14. "And why is this host-guy SHOUTING so much?" 10:19 AM Sep 27th from web
  15. "Why is Lady Gaga so creepy when she performs live?" 10:18 AM Sep 27th from web
  16. "Who the heck is 3OH3?" 10:18 AM Sep 27th from web
  17. "How do you pronounce Kid C-U-D-I?" 10:18 AM Sep 27th from web
  18. Actual things I thought or said while watching a rebroadcast of the VMAs ... 10:17 AM Sep 27th from web
  19. @golriz I have always, always been appalled at that awful brochure. 2:51 PM Sep 25th from Twitterrific in reply to golriz
  20. woke up this morning and my first thought was, "I can't wait to take a nap." 1:07 PM Sep 24th from web