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  1. Himym season 1 ftw!
  2. Wow, this whole no presents thing didn't work out
  3. The secret better be something awesome. If its not, my husband will be bruised and bloody.
  4. Oopsy. Some things I just shouldn't know.
  5. "Girl, if your wondering if I want you to, I want you to" yeah its lyrics day
  6. Which of the standard lines will we use? Ive been meaning to call you, Ive just been so busy, we'll catch up soon. Let's make it a point to.
  7. Walmart called. Someone showed up drinkin a beer, wearin a thong and ridin a reindeer I'm gonna come get you, but this shit has got to stop!
  8. My favorite mcquade-Grandpa John. He can pull off saying crazy shit and I still gots love for him
  9. "I need ou to show me the way from crazy, I can be so much more than that"
  10. There is always an excuse... Keep making excuses and one day, you won't have to anymore.
  11. Looks like I will have no more bright orange roots! Yay!
  12. I made a dinner for 350 calories tonight!
  13. Hi I have heart problems, epilepsy, and anxiety. Is this pill gonna affect me? No? Ok I'll take it for 2 yrs. Oh wait it DOES affect me?nice
  14. @jggreer wow, sounds like you need to end your day with some vodka. Everybody's friend. She is a whore though, be careful.
  15. New blog "healthyandtastyeats.blogspot.com"
  16. Is getting ready to cook the last unhealthy thing in her house! Bye bye mac and cheese.
  17. @jggreer farmville, yo! Haha just kidding.... Kinda
  18. Just had to literally send my brother in law out to but a mirror for his car-had to almost push his ass out the door. What a lazy fuck.
  19. @jggreer I'm not 30 yet dick!!! Hahaha 25. I have aged 30 years.
  20. Seriously? Baking and watching law and order. How old am I again? Oh, that's right 55!