jen7703
- If I ever marry I am totally registering for magical fairy dust. So much more interesting than a Williams-Sonoma anti-bacterial washboard.9:30 PM Jun 22nd from web
- Apparently, my plan to attend play this evening is not credible evidence of my intellectualism b/c IDK said play's name. Or premise. Hrmph.12:13 PM Jun 19th from web
- Flummoxed by my inability to resist any song involving a ukelele. What is that about?10:09 AM May 28th from web
- Eureka! Have discovered cure to that common ailment, "apathy toward daily flossing." I call it, "corn on the cob." Patent pending.6:56 PM May 5th from web
- Perplexed by those who are able to leave unused seconds of cooking time on the microwave, unhaunted by inner whisper of: "Clear. CLEAR."2:11 PM Apr 24th from web
- Feeling oddly benevolent today. Side effect of summer weather?2:42 PM Apr 22nd from web
- Not sure whether listening to a) Morning Edition or b) Big Boy's Neighborhood has a more deletorious effect on my faith in humanity.9:46 AM Apr 14th from web
- Can. Not. Bring. Self. To. Work. Any. More.2:39 PM Apr 10th from web
- Half-n-half expired March 30. Drank it anyway. LIVING ON THE EDGE. The edge where you really, really need to go to the grocery store.7:16 AM Apr 9th from web
- nearly 3 americans suffer from narcoclepsy: http://tinyurl.com/d2c2qn10:13 AM Mar 28th from web
- I think I caught the Dreaded Hong Kong Sneeze. http://tinyurl.com/bypbd79:43 AM Mar 18th from web
- Uses "totally" totally too often apparently. Also should probably curb her use of "apparently," but is totally picking her battles.3:02 PM Mar 11th from web
- Wearing a puffy vest and scarf. Not exactly office-appropriate, but required given it is TWELVE DEGREES in here. At least it's Thursday!12:03 PM Mar 5th from web
- My Personal Quest Would Have Been Much More Successful Had I Not Gotten Involved3:02 PM Mar 3rd from web
- Anticipatorily drooling... monkfish liver tonight!1:43 PM Feb 27th from web
- Marveling at the magnetic attraction that restaurants patronized solely by old white dudes has for lawyers.2:09 PM Feb 25th from web
- received two prank calls before 9 a.m. this morning: one from Evander Holyfield, and one from the Baby Jesus ("Hi Jen, it's B.J....").2:01 PM Feb 18th from web
- origami desk calendar still stuck on "hot lips," 2/12/08. which is so work-inappropriate it makes me happy, and will thus remain so stuck.3:06 PM Feb 11th from web
- 8 hours out of my vacation and already the shoulder pain it took two massages to eliminate has returned. Work is stupid.4:54 PM Feb 9th from web
- thinks she should get a lunch packed for her every day. So much better than Cheetos.1:16 PM Jan 28th from web
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