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  1. @cemccormick Wouldn't you think that the very act of donating one's marketing budget to charity would be fantastic advertisement?
  2. "Take it from a dude who's got a black-market liver that's still trying to knit itself into his body -- life is precious." -Fake Steve Jobs
  3. @bensyverson Serendipitous iPhone OpenGL stuff just happened to fall in my lap. Interested?
  4. Oh man, Miyazaki is going to be at SDCC!!! To late to get tickets. You guys need to, like, get some of his hair for me or something, k?
  5. @violasong OMG I forgot that was this weekend! Thanks for the reminder!
  6. Adam Koford wins Michael Jackson tweets: http://twitter.com/apelad/s...
  7. Dr. Heathcliff Huxtable used to hide "hero" sandwiches in his chimney flue. How does one build a fireplace?
  8. It turns out they don't let you eat bacon *or* cheese when your cholesterol's 233. I need to find a way to sneak a Forman into my office.
  9. @robotspacer I would totally vote for you for president!
  10. @rentzsch OMG YOU'VE MADE ME SO HAPPY!!!
  11. @ChallengersRgo Hey, what was that 11" inkjet that you said was the hiz-zay?
  12. http://is.gd/1qesF I'm looking at you, @MykeNorten.
  13. @cocofeather Maybe if you stole her board and added its powers to your own?
  14. @MykeNorten How are there not any drinking-on-the-front-stoop podcasts? I mean, it's hanging out, talking shit, and drinking 40s, right?
  15. @cemccormick Awwwww! You just made my day!!!
  16. @rspeed Have you heard anything about the Clarendon Apple Store shooting? Is everyone alright?
  17. I'm going to miss trying to figure what the heck she's saying: http://bit.ly/14hTl5
  18. MY NEW IPHONE CAME WITH NO CLOTH TO RUB IT WITH BECAUSE THEY SAY IT HAS A FEAR OF OIL OR SOMETHING THE S STANDS FOR STILL HAS HEADPHONES
  19. You can visit "skiing" in hell, "withhold"!
  20. I Skitch Skitch