jemimakiss
- Trending topics on Twitter now include #MrsSlocombesPussy. Honestly - I'm offline for a few days and it all turns to smut...4:40 AM Jul 2nd from web
- My bank says my net worth is £19.32. Good to know.4:34 AM Jul 2nd from web
- @jfdi Try their PR agency, Bite3:59 AM Jul 2nd from web in reply to jfdi
- My technology seems to know I'm now a housewife... MacBook refusing to boot up and old Powerbook creaking too. I'll just get back to bak ...3:56 AM Jul 2nd from web
- RT @willwhipple "Apple need to know that they tied their product and loyal customers to a very poor service provider by having just O2." ...3:56 AM Jul 2nd from web
- @spiky_simon Calls, voicemail, SMS & data all shite. So very little Twittering, no Twitpics of our wedding & a hardly used tent- finder app.10:31 AM Jun 29th from Tweetie in reply to spiky_simon
- @andy_yates I joined Orange in1999 because they had the best service in the West Country. They still do.10:28 AM Jun 29th from Tweetie in reply to andy_yates
- @urbanfly Thing is, I think everyone should be able to expect service like that. Not fair otherwise, is it?10:28 AM Jun 29th from Tweetie in reply to urbanfly
- @catvix Plus excellent laylines, superb future birthday celebration plans for offspring and free entry for life! Versus hospital? Pah!9:49 AM Jun 29th from Tweetie in reply to catvix
- @catvix Glastonbury would've been an *amazing* place to give birth - quiet corner of the green fields with 6 attendant doulas and masseurs!9:47 AM Jun 29th from Tweetie in reply to catvix
- Added to that, 'husband's' voicemail has been borked for 6 weeks and O2 has been useless in sorting it.9:35 AM Jun 29th from txt
- O2 service absolute bobbins at Glastonbury. Got six three-day old texts today. Orange was way better.9:34 AM Jun 29th from txt
- Highlights: Exchanging vows, ribbons and jumping over a broom with @willwhipple. Lowlight: Not giving birth. I love Worthy Farm!1:16 AM Jun 29th from Tweetie
- Couldn't give a monkeys about Blur. Spent the evening in the cabaret tent and then amazing fire show in the theatre field - with my husband!3:37 PM Jun 28th from Tweetie
- Overseen: T-shirt saying 'The Jackson Four'...11:29 AM Jun 28th from txt
- I can haz pagan husband!9:17 AM Jun 28th from txt
- Yep, getting married in a pagan hand-tying ceremony with 400 other people and a salsa-themed ceremony. And swapping silver oak tree badges.6:55 AM Jun 28th from Tweetie
- We're getting married in the green fields this afternoon!6:30 AM Jun 28th from txt
- What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Tennish... #jokes thatdo'ntquiteworkintext3:09 PM Jun 27th from txt
- Dear Mr Springsteen - it's pronounced Glaston'bree' not Glaston'berry'.2:20 PM Jun 27th from txt
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- Name Jemima Kiss
- Location London
- Web http://jemimakiss...
- Bio Guardian writer and interwebber. I live, therefore I Tweet. guardian.co.uk/media/pda
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