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JemaineC

  1. Croissant. #fatpeoplepasswords 8:28 AM May 7th via Echofon
  2. My buddy Bret is making music with muppets. I guess human collaborators just WEREN'T ENOUGH. Excuse me a moment. nytimes.com/2011/11/20/mag… 10:42 AM Nov 21st, 2011 via Echofon
  3. It's the talking stove! Bret's tickled like a naked baby in a feather boa. I thought of that because he's naked and wearing a feather boa. 8:38 PM Jun 20th, 2011 via Echofon
  4. Congratulations Sutton Foster! Don't forget about us little Kiwis on your way up. http://bit.ly/d2IhSj #TonyAwards 7:43 PM Jun 12th, 2011 via Echofon
  5. Cockatoo. RT @Trish222: "I studied a lot of evil cockatoos for the role." Say cockatoo again, saaaaay it. http://on-msn.com/iaueqj 10:17 AM Apr 21st, 2011 via Tweetie for Mac
  6. Me and the skinny one will be singing songs to you Brits on channel 176 tonight @ 10. For you non-Brits, look for me in your dreams. 2:14 PM Apr 12th, 2011 via Tweetie for Mac
  7. This saturday is make up your own holiday day. Since I noticed first, I declare it National Jemaine Clement Day. Break out the good plates! 11:49 AM Mar 24th, 2011 via Tweetie for Mac
  8. Is it me or is this me? I must find this painting so I may adore it in the flesh. http://yfrog.com/gyanunqj 7:50 AM Feb 10th, 2011 via Tweetie for Mac
  9. Only 993,473 to go! With every new follower, I'll donate $1 to the Kieran Vollard Sexy Sex foundation. 11:16 AM Jan 10th, 2011 via Tweetie for Mac
  10. For my birthday, I wish for one million more followers. C'mon @aplusk, spread the lovin'. 7:44 AM Jan 10th, 2011 via Tweetie for Mac
  11. You kids make the darndest holiday cards. Thanks @quinkyart. http://yfrog.com/h7vvydj 11:38 AM Dec 22nd, 2010 via Tweetie for Mac
  12. Make sure no one buys what I bought. I like to stand out. RT @leahevansnz just had @JemaineC & @TaikaWaititi instore at @icebreakernz SoHo! 11:10 AM Nov 30th, 2010 via Tweetie for Mac in reply to leahevansnz
  13. Huggles @fatcrankybastrd @burnbright @mojoamongo @annieseiler @corduroygrl @samwise989 That's it. Thanks for playin' playas. 11:19 AM Oct 20th, 2010 via web
  14. Huggles @z_milz @sergio113 @w9ndy @melacarr @kassiedawnnn @sandyaar @star_bodies @inmadison @reboccacop @alicerrr @sarahhasawagner 11:18 AM Oct 20th, 2010 via web
  15. Huggles @kirstytown @chionecat @onelovejedi @charapotamus @ginstuh @wipper15 @msannilee @joshuaklockhart 11:17 AM Oct 20th, 2010 via web
  16. The correct answer is #purple in support of ending gay bullying. Show your support. http://twb.ly/cZigjR Congrats to my following followers: 11:14 AM Oct 20th, 2010 via Tweetie for Mac
  17. If you can guess what color my underoos are today, I will personally tweet @ you. I would send u a pair but hazmat won't allow it. 8:14 AM Oct 20th, 2010 via Tweetie for Mac
  18. If you want to see Bret and me Simpsonized, tune in to Fox at 8pm EST tonight. We're even more scrumptious as cartoons. 12:08 PM Sep 26th, 2010 via Tweetie for Mac
  19. OK, creative carcasses. Best @JemaineC Twaggie wins a date [book] with me [on the cover]. http://twaggies.com 6:41 AM Sep 7th, 2010 via Tweetie for Mac
  20. My friend @galifianakisz hosts a new Between Two Ferns. This guy is going to be big one day. I can feel it. http://tinyurl.com/344efpl 8:44 AM Sep 2nd, 2010 via Tweetie for Mac