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jellybonesss

  1. why do i have to keep waking up about 9 hours ago via Seesmic
  2. warren just ran in from the other room and climbed on my lap to kiss me and then ran away laughing. asalkjhakljhsd 12:54 PM May 30th via Silver Bird
  3. warren punched me earlier and i think my glasses are crooked now. sigh. 10:19 AM May 30th via Silver Bird
  4. also, high five to myself for changing a sleeping baby's horrific diaper without waking him up. way to go, self. good job. 10:09 AM May 30th via Silver Bird
  5. warren passed out mid-fit on the living room floor. oh sweet merciful heavens, thank you. thank you. 10:05 AM May 30th via Silver Bird
  6. BLAAAARGH 6:42 AM May 30th via Seesmic
  7. i can't hasndle thjis pie 12:23 AM May 30th via Silver Bird
  8. i';m gonna eat this wohle pie 12:07 AM May 30th via Silver Bird
  9. oh GOD this pie is so good mercy me so worth staying up later than i intended 12:00 AM May 30th via Silver Bird
  10. @itsallsuchablur i'm done. i quit. 10:37 PM May 29th via Silver Bird in reply to itsallsuchablur
  11. @itsallsuchablur you seem pretty knowledgeable about how to paint your body with edible and cooter-safe ways.... what haven't you told us? 10:33 PM May 29th via Silver Bird in reply to itsallsuchablur
  12. @Burnaway @itsallsuchablur @lizzito_ i just want to know what they used as body paint that they could both eat and put in cooters/bootyholes 10:26 PM May 29th via Silver Bird in reply to Burnaway
  13. @Burnaway @itsallsuchablur @lizzito_ i have seen that already and now i hate myself even more than i already did. my head hurts. 10:25 PM May 29th via Silver Bird in reply to Burnaway
  14. changed my name on facebook to a nickname i wish people would call me. officially one of those people. no regrets. 10:00 PM May 29th via Silver Bird
  15. @atheist_mingle come to california and i will bake you pies every week xoxo 9:40 PM May 29th via Silver Bird in reply to atheist_mingle
  16. bubbly fresh out of the oven apple/strawberry/cherry pie, with love from amis instagr.am/p/LPNDsLSP_o/ 9:37 PM May 29th via Instagram
  17. TODAY SUCKS I'M MAKING A PIE F THE WORLD 8:09 PM May 29th via Seesmic
  18. i've found myself wishing i were deaf a lot these days 3:08 PM May 29th via Silver Bird
  19. @Darkhypocrite don't let anybody get you down. even if your tattoo was a big blob, it's yours. 3:39 PM May 28th via Seesmic in reply to Darkhypocrite
  20. so tired i feel ill 11:52 AM May 28th via Silver Bird