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jellybeard

  1. Matt, you are a gimpy monkey. #realtime
  2. Got myself a job
  3. waiting for a phone call
  4. sitting on my sister's balcony listening to the rain
  5. @BillCorbett That's not botched, its a vital question. If she don't like Disembaudio, she got to go.
  6. "Are you from Tennessee, cause you remind me of my cousin." #botchedpickuplines
  7. "Tell me, did it hurt when you fell on your face?" #botchedpickuplines
  8. Zippo zippo zippo
  9. Space radiation brings back the unburied dead to seek human victims. Thank you Mr. Romero sir
  10. I feel.....off
  11. I'm in trouble i'm an addict i'm addicted to this girl
  12. In response to a challenge http://ficly.com/stories/19299
  13. A shorter one this time http://ficly.com/stories/19298
  14. And another one! http://ficly.com/stories/19296
  15. Its ficly time! http://ficly.com/stories/19295
  16. Nothing like an afternoon at the DoL for nonstart excitement
  17. And free at last. Now to find a job with a manager that isn't causing me to lose my sanity.
  18. This manager is incompetent beyond reason. I'm finishing my assignments and then getting out of this temp gig.
  19. Piano moved, now time for a sammich