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  1. @tkalus Well, I suppose that's better than a turd of hurdles! Especially one made out of sourdough. 19 minutes ago from TweetDeck in reply to tkalus
  2. @heiligekuh Sounds like all of Freshman year. #1.3daysofcure 12:33 PM Dec 15th from twidroid in reply to heiligekuh
  3. @pkoht clearly you don't fly into SAN enough. My favorite airport game is "Navy or Marines?" 5:10 PM Dec 14th from twidroid in reply to pkoht
  4. Thanks, Mr. Anderson. Now I can't get your "Boggis, Bunce and Bean" song out of my head. 7:22 AM Dec 14th from web
  5. My boss's boss just showed up in lepoard skin tights and an 80's pony tail wig. Nuclear! 6:45 PM Dec 11th from twidroid
  6. Open bar company holiday party. Both fun and perilous! 3:39 PM Dec 11th from twidroid
  7. @pkoht I wish I had something funny with which I could reply. Truth is, it's too terrifying. 10:06 AM Dec 11th from twidroid
  8. My first cerveza Cucapá Obscura. Delicious!!! 9:39 PM Dec 10th from twidroid
  9. Holy moley. The FDIC just closed AmTrust. 6:21 PM Dec 10th from twidroid
  10. @tkalus POP emails kept getting undeleted or unmarked as read 11:12 AM Dec 10th from twidroid in reply to tkalus
  11. Aww. Droidey got his first system update. It looks like maybe they fixed the one problem I had with it? 10:09 AM Dec 10th from twidroid
  12. @ladolcevitamin *sadface* got any new projects in the wings? 10:03 AM Dec 10th from twidroid in reply to ladolcevitamin
  13. OMG GOP WTF?! Heard the latest conservative claptrap? Take the quiz to benefit a lefty org AND get the sticker! http://bit.ly/yz8wE 7:32 AM Dec 9th from web
  14. Dreamt that I was participating in the Limbic Games. Really proud that my subconscious loves terrible puns, too. 6:52 AM Dec 8th from TweetDeck
  15. @heiligekuh to answer your question: Teleportation. 6:50 AM Dec 8th from TweetDeck
  16. @tkalus @heiligekuh I save "Iron Fist Eliaser" for opposing counsel. You should consider yourselves lucky that you don't see him more. 6:44 AM Dec 8th from TweetDeck in reply to tkalus
  17. Apocylpse weather!!! http://yfrog.com/4a91003892j 4:39 PM Dec 7th from twidroid
  18. San Diego: "OMG! OMG!!! Teh skai iz falling! I furgots hao too drive!" 9:30 AM Dec 7th from twidroid
  19. RT @usernamenumber: Aaaah! Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbx6QUoGpdY I think this is the most terrifying thing I hav ... 8:24 AM Dec 7th from TweetDeck
  20. At the symphony. Yes, we are grownups. 7:56 PM Dec 5th from twidroid