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  1. My new personal motto: When tempted to feed a troll, feed myself an affirming thought instead. And a truffle. Mmm, truffle.
  2. @sarahntastic Aww, isn't he cute? Thinks everyone can be lowered to his level of discourse.
  3. Lord almighty. Do I ever not envy you some days, #Reddit admins. When you're not evil censoring devils, you're mindless robots, apparenlty.
  4. @ketralnis ;_; But that would mean the alien will never move in with me and do my dishes while I work as a high-powered lawyer!
  5. @jedberg @ketralnis @keysersosa I killed the alien :( http://bit.ly/8iMmjr New bug, or does the alien hate non-traditional gender roles?
  6. @skhensley They can scramble for the crumbs after you've had your fill... like a wolf pack, but with less raw carcass and more delicious.
  7. @skhensley Gah! So hungry now.
  8. RT @acnews: Have you nominated someone for a PMA? Nominees are eligible to win up to $1500! How to nominate your faves: http://bit.ly/7mxNRH
  9. Any of my Tweeps have tips on coping with losing a pet? Need a few quotes for an article. Reply or DM me for AIM/email info.
  10. EMERGENCY: Harry Reid screwed over the public option. Urge Feingold/Burris/Sanders to fight back. http://bit.ly/5OqcQ3
  11. RT @katjaib: One of the best you'll ever meet on Twitter is at it again. @ginidietrich's Social Media Philosophy. http://bit.ly/8BRfmu
  12. @kn0thing Aww, darn, that means you didn't get me :( mine already says shipped. I was hoping for @kn0thing in a box.
  13. Bagel the beagle is missing! D: http://bit.ly/7H6wZL
  14. Thanks @cobaltinfinity @sassafrasstic @tcabeen @MissShuganah @hbrumleve @DAllenWrites for chuckling at my #tigerjoke.
  15. Guess they shoulda named him Cheetah Woods.
  16. This weather should be illegal. The weather wouldn't listen, of course, but it would be a nice gesture. #freezingmytootieoff
  17. Are you using Brizzly? Should you be? My review: http://bit.ly/5Iv0JT
  18. @kn0thing Tiger's wife has endorsed a product herself in the wake of all this: "Clubs You Can Beat Tiger With." #TigerQuotesWithNewMeanings
  19. @kn0thing You gotta give it to him. The man really knows how to play 18 holes.
  20. #youmightbeadouchebagif You share a video of a cat tricked into hitting its head hard... With an #SU friend whose avatar is a cat.