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Jeka

  1. Choices. Yet another thing we gotta stick with.
  2. @ar_tard if you start ANSWERING the gaddamn phone, I will stop, OBVIOUSLY
  3. @ar_tard wut?
  4. @ar_tard excuse not accepted.
  5. RT @_boo: An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?" [HAHAHA hahaa.. ha.. ha... :| *sigh*]
  6. is sleepless with Smarty code, Chopin & trail mix. Craving a smoke.
  7. "The difference between what we do and what we are capable of doing would suffice to solve most of the world's problem." - Mohandas Gandhi
  8. @ar_tard have no fear, you still have a very limited chance to take a picture with j-dogg instead. ;)
  9. effective product placement: medieval armored knight statue in the middle of an office bathroom with lights off
  10. just mixed weirdest smelling/looking tea ever. Saffron, white tea, rose petals and a bunch of dried fruity stuff. it looks like wine.
  11. @ar_tard you should sooooo win a vacation. and then take me with you!
  12. @ar_tard you always have a talent of putting a smile on my face. missssssss you. are your txts workin?
  13. just barely avoided a huge bind/named disaster. still not sure why it works. not questioning miracles.
  14. @emington you know, that someone has surely not considered the option of two more boobies in addition to those that you already love.
  15. @emington "А когда весело живется, работа спорится"
  16. Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
  17. Interesting thought when it comes to clients: It's not how much you know, it's how much they don't know.
  18. somewhere today, in some dark corners of the internet, craigslist e-mail spammers are quietly freaking out over the new captcha changes
  19. one foot in front of the other, is the way to get things done
  20. @ar_tard does the 'project' involve you, me, a pile of frozen meat and restraining devices? cause i'd never wanna work on that either. ever.