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  1. La later today, sd this weekend. And if anyone has a lead on a cheap NYC apt I'll kill anyone of your choosing for it
  2. Funny. I watched house party last night. RT @NilsAParker: Apparently the quintessential Clippers fans are Kid n Play http://pic.gd/8bf7a6
  3. @whitrt Wearing the sunglasses on my head today in tribute
  4. If you like people with holes in their face, the year 1976 and buttons you should see The Box
  5. @Snmereles I only know how to make a girl smile because beautiful people like you bring it out in me. I miss you, beau.
  6. I just watched a Russian girl try and practice her french with a french girl and fell just a little bit on love.
  7. Halloween plans: liquids, nyquil, tylenol pm and falling asleep to the glowing Pnuemonia  entry on wikipedia.
  8. You can always count on TNT to be showing air force one or a Bronx tale when nothing is on. And hate them for it.
  9. #myfavoriteheadlineoftheday: "Coyotes kill Canadian folk singer"
  10. Was going to fight someone today but woke up sick. Maybe I just go stand next to them. Submission victory, via Cough!
  11. @whitrt Cinderella
  12. Poor. Hey-oh! @NilsAParker How was his short game?
  13. I'm either living the life or living a lie.
  14. I saw a bum playing golf with a club and wrapped blocks of post-its. The odd part was his stellar form.
  15. Thinking about getting in a fight with my fake girlfriend
  16. @Snmereles sorry love
  17. Just saw a beagle. He was only a 5 on my new Buckley beagle standard rating system.
  18. Midnight showing of beetlejuice!
  19. Measuring lumber racks in Brooklyn. So happy to have a project.
  20. NYC weather delayed my flight. Called my ny air traffic control friend to see what he could do. For once my "I got a guy" failed.