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  1. I unretweeted the tweet about retweeting that I just retweeted. 5:08 PM Dec 2nd from web
  2. 70% off sale at Dorchester. If you're only 30% interested in reading PRESSURE, now is the time! www.dorchesterpub.com 4:54 PM Nov 30th from web
  3. So what do YOU like in a podcast? (If you like podcasts.) 8:26 AM Nov 29th from web
  4. I've recorded the first episode of my podcast. Whether I will share it with actual listeners is as-yet undecided. 6:06 PM Nov 28th from web
  5. If you're looking for a way to pass the next minute or so, I've posted a free horror/comedy story at www.jeffstrand.com. 1:05 PM Nov 28th from web
  6. And I'm back down to 278 followers! What a cruel turn of events! 2:05 PM Nov 27th from web
  7. Wow! I hit my goal of 279 followers! Thanks, Skyla! But now...I want MORE! MORE! I won't rest until I reach 283! 10:25 AM Nov 27th from web
  8. I'm never gonna get 279 followers! You people SUCK!!! Well, okay, you're one of the 277 who don't suck. Everybody else does. 9:28 AM Nov 27th from web
  9. Two Thanksgivings ago, my sister bought me gravy-flavored soda. I drank some. It sucked. 4:30 PM Nov 25th from web
  10. Check out this article at http://tinyurl.com/yc2y7od. Now check out the repost at http://tinyurl.com/ydvcdh5. Wacky!!! 7:50 PM Nov 24th from web
  11. Damn, I lost a follower since posting that I wanted more followers. Now I need TWO more followers to reach my year-end goal! 4:18 PM Nov 23rd from web
  12. WARNING: My website discusses Dubble Bubble comics of such hilarity that your lungs will POP from laughter. www.JeffStrand.com 4:12 PM Nov 22nd from web
  13. BENJAMIN'S PARASITE should get a Stoker instead of UNDER THE DOME, just to hear the chorus of "WTF???" Who's with me? 8:31 AM Nov 22nd from web
  14. I have 278 followers! Help me get to 279 by year end! C'mon, you all know somebody who's gullible and easily entertained! 7:03 PM Nov 20th from web
  15. @MarkJustice No doubt Harlan is shouting "Finally! I've made the connection to get myself on Pod of Horror! SCORE!!!" 4:41 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to MarkJustice
  16. I'm about to cook steaks on the grill. I was gonna serve 'em up POLTERGEIST-style, but decided against it. 4:05 PM Nov 20th from web
  17. My novel GRAVEROBBERS WANTED (NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY), abridged for Twitter: Dig. Dig. "Oops." 2:32 AM Nov 18th from web
  18. @cabridges What have you got against precipices? 4:21 PM Nov 17th from web in reply to cabridges
  19. My novel MANDIBLES, abridged for Twitter: "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! GIANT ANTS!!!!!" [People die.] 4:20 PM Nov 17th from web
  20. PRESSURE, abridged for Twitter: "You deranged kid!" [Time passes.] "You deranged college student!" [Time passes.] "You deranged adult!" 3:03 PM Nov 16th from web
  • Name JeffStrand
  • Location Tampa, Florida
  • Web http://www.jeffst...
  • Bio Author of PRESSURE, GRAVEROBBERS WANTED (NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY) and a bunch of other stuff.
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