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  1. @JohnLFrederick Shirt-rending, faux-grief is the hallmark of fuck-wits and politicians. Redundancy intended.11:42 AM Jul 13th from Tweetie in reply to JohnLFrederick
  2. Jonny Subconscious #152: In which we discuss guilt trips. http://bit.ly/CF1K06:29 AM Jul 13th from Tweetie
  3. @JohnLFrederick Jack Johnson is a barefoot blight on the aural landscape of the universe.8:44 AM Jul 10th from Tweetie in reply to JohnLFrederick
  4. Need to shave! No time! Not sure why I signed up for naked square dancing in the first place.12:30 PM Jul 9th from Birdhouse
  5. Jonny Subconscious #151 in which we discuss spell the perils of spell check: http://bit.ly/CF1K06:19 AM Jul 6th from Tweetie
  6. Thou shalt not wear baggy pants in #mynewsexyreligion.10:53 AM Jul 2nd from Tweetie
  7. I really need to stop working so hard. And by "working so hard" I mean canon-balling grain alcohol shooters and farting in elevators.1:24 PM Jul 1st from Birdhouse
  8. I think it's a safe bet Esperanto isn't catching fire anytime soon. Which means I've got like 9 rude pickup lines that're just dead weight.7:33 PM Jun 29th from Birdhouse
  9. Morning all y'all. Jonny Subconscious turns 150 today: http://bit.ly/CF1K06:37 AM Jun 29th from Tweetie
  10. This may be the greatest movie review ever written. Ever. http://bit.ly/Pyf7R10:02 AM Jun 26th from Tweetie
  11. To do list for today: Pick up clown costume. Disinfect ball-gag and tin-foil hat. Find Inappropriate party favors. Hate mail Micky Mouse.7:17 AM Jun 25th from Birdhouse
  12. #michaelbayfact Michael Bay does not shave. He hammers the whiskers through his cheeks and bites them off inside.9:26 AM Jun 24th from Tweetie
  13. Who the HELL wrote "Streaking through DMV" on my Bucket List? Oh wait. That was me. nvm.7:34 PM Jun 22nd from Birdhouse
  14. green up. #iranelection11:47 AM Jun 19th from Tweetie
  15. My to-do list for today started with seething and ends with weeping. Self-employment. Taste the adventure.11:21 AM Jun 16th from Birdhouse
  16. Dealing with the post office is a lot like trying to convince a shark that you're the one on top of the food chain.6:05 AM Jun 16th from Birdhouse
  17. Mixing pain killers & booze is now a legitimate excuse for being an asshat. I need to pay more attention during zeitgeist meetings?4:57 PM Jun 15th from Birdhouse
  18. Searched Twitter for #IranElection: http://tinyurl.com/llkmka10:22 AM Jun 15th from web
  19. In case you are wondering what the future of news looks like: #IranElection: http://tinyurl.com/llkmka10:22 AM Jun 15th from Tweetie
  20. Jonny Subconscious #148 in which we discuss the soul of the writer: http://bit.ly/CF1K07:10 AM Jun 15th from Tweetie
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