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  1. I have a pig for a neighbor. Like an real, actual, pig: http://bit.ly/2BuLSu 2:43 PM Nov 1st from web
  2. I'm calling bullshit and slacktivism on #beatcancer. Pasting a hashtag isn't going to grow my ball back anymore than green icons helped Iran 12:24 PM Oct 20th from web
  3. Nutriloaf: hilarious word, possibly an unconstitutional food - http://bit.ly/37T6yT 12:16 PM Oct 20th from web
  4. I don't pray much - but I'm praying for the boy over Colorado now: http://bit.ly/2dP9n9 12:26 PM Oct 15th from web
  5. The myth is that Memorial Sloan-Kettering provides top-notch treatment to cancer patients. I've had a different experience... 7:34 AM Oct 12th from web
  6. Well I'll be damned. Good to know. Note to self: disconnect Twitter from Facebook statuses, though. This could get annoying 8:18 AM Oct 6th from web
  7. I've let this account slip into disrepair -- does anyone still read this? 8:01 AM Oct 6th from web
  8. strike the pose: http://bit.ly/keJhq 8:01 AM Oct 6th from web
  9. Me and Fat Elvis ain't scared of cancer: http://bit.ly/V0Sv3 11:14 PM May 20th from web
  10. Tomorrow, a doctor breaks up the team -- and humanity opens itself up wide: http://tinyurl.com/qlqqhs 11:34 PM May 14th from web
  11. @adamwade, more donuts in the news. This is worth a Very Special trip, I think : http://bit.ly/ngRTl 10:54 AM May 12th from web
  12. As it turns out, I have been diagnosed with testicular cancer: http://bit.ly/g4Skd 10:43 PM May 7th from web
  13. have an extra ticket for tomorrow's Moth GrandSlam -- any interest? 8:28 AM May 6th from web
  14. My story from the Moth GrandSlam is now on YouTube: http://tinyurl.com/cyheq9 11:24 AM May 5th from web
  15. So cute, so cool -- more Slow Loris fun: http://tinyurl.com/d4qqmw 11:07 AM May 5th from web
  16. Moth show tonight -- anyone going? http://tinyurl.com/c4lqqm 11:30 AM May 4th from web
  17. This shirt reminds me of some titanic teenaged struggles of willpower and spite: http://tinyurl.com/cr7q8v 11:29 AM May 4th from web
  18. Woke up this morning thinking I didn't have a story for the Moth tonight. Now I think I do ... 10:40 AM Apr 27th from web
  19. Have an extra ticket to This American Life Live this Thursday ... anyone interested? 12:29 PM Apr 21st from web
  20. Slow Loris loves being tickled: http://vimeo.com/3057473 11:29 AM Apr 20th from web