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  1. God Thing: bit.ly/L0GeZV pinterest.com/pin/1446782067… about 1 hour ago via Pinterest
  2. NEVER say "obvi" or "totes." The only thing sadder than a smart girl that talks dumb is a man that imitates a smart girl that talks dumb. about 1 hour ago via web
  3. JEWISH WAR HEROES pinterest.com/pin/1446782067… 7:38 AM May 21st via Pinterest
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  7. Trailer for the And I Am Not Lying LIVE show at the Black Cat in Washington, DC. More here: http://b pinterest.com/pin/1446782067… 8:27 AM May 20th via Pinterest
  8. Go tell it on the mountain: And I Am Not Lying is coming back to burn down the town at DC's Black Cat on June 14th, 8PM. 11:16 AM May 16th via web
  9. @michmarkowitz How is she scamming? What are the signs? 9:55 AM Apr 24th via web in reply to michmarkowitz
  10. @DreamHostCare Sending an email now. Site's down AGAIN and it's been down all night. Please fix ASAP. 9:50 AM Apr 24th via web in reply to DreamHostCare
  11. @DreamHostCare Outages are one thing, but no ETA and no communication another. Why are you on Twitter in the first place? 10:06 AM Apr 23rd via web
  12. @DreamHostCare I've submitted 2 tickets in 24 hours, and no response. If a site is "loading off backups", it's supposed to work, correct? 9:33 AM Apr 23rd via web
  13. Flawless writing/storytelling tips from Kurt Vonnegut - follow these and you'll NEVER go wrong: theatlantic.com/entertainment/… 1:13 PM Apr 4th via web
  14. Is Mad Men on tonight? Not showing up in my DVR listings. 2:56 PM Apr 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  15. @thechelseagrin Hey, thanks! 11:08 AM Mar 30th via web in reply to thechelseagrin