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I plan to stop playing defense tonight so @josetheodore can make glove saves that are flashier than Varly's. 9:47 AM Nov 30th from web
This is why I need to be on the PK for two minutes straight. You agree right, @davesteckel39? 5:15 PM Nov 28th from web
DID YOU SEE ME ON THE PK?!?! I WAS AWESOME. 5:12 PM Nov 28th from web
...and you guys thought I couldn't dish out hits. 5:03 PM Nov 25th from web
@josetheodore I think @davesteckel39 might do a better job at distracting the moms. 9:55 AM Nov 25th from web in reply to josetheodore
Just got off the phone with Ian. He told me some great stories about Karl from his time with the Hitmen. Can you say blackmail? 9:45 AM Nov 25th from web
@josetheodore Good call. Can you work on the black friday gameplan tonight...while Karl and I are making Varly look good? 9:10 AM Nov 25th from web in reply to josetheodore
I wonder if Karl brought that yippy dog of his... 9:08 AM Nov 25th from web
@davesteckel39 Wanna try the sweet redirect play we ripped off of Alex and Greenie? 6:50 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to davesteckel39
That goal was not my fault. Varly probably thought it was a hotdog and jumped out of the way. 6:26 PM Nov 23rd from web
For Schultzy, nightmares do come true. That Carlson kid is in town. Good luck not being shown up Tom Poti. 7:37 PM Nov 19th from web
@airfehr16 BRADS IS MAKING THOSE CALLS?!? I thought it was Brooksie's ex. You remember the crazy blonde...what's her face...? 7:36 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to airfehr16
@alexsemin NHL '95 is better. 9:29 AM Nov 19th from web in reply to alexsemin
So I didn't get to scratch tonight. I think @alexsemin told coach to play me because he was afraid I'd steal his flask...again. 8:21 PM Nov 17th from web
I don't even want to know what Varly said to @alexsemin. 2:07 PM Nov 17th from web
@airfehr16 That was the second hot dog talking. 8:18 AM Nov 17th from web
@davesteckel39 Was Varly mean to you too? 8:16 AM Nov 17th from web in reply to davesteckel39
SORRY VARLY, HOT DOGS ARE DELICIOUS. Yes. hot dogs. Plural. Three to be exact. Schultzy was hungry. 8:16 AM Nov 17th from web
Feeling a healthy scratch coming on. Don't really feel like guarding Varly's blueline. Especially not after his comments to me last night. 8:15 AM Nov 17th from web
@alexsemin you're signing up, right? RT @KCIceplex Now enrolling Jan-Mar Learn to Skate. Get your pick of dates and times by enrolling now! 5:11 PM Nov 12th from web

Name Jeff Schultz
Location Washington, D.C.
Web http://capitals.n...
Bio Washington Capitals defenseman who enjoys skating lessons, avoiding injury-inducing fights, xbox, poutine and PARODY twitter accounts (this is one).