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  1. Three new species of tree identified in Cheddar Gorge - Times Online: http://bit.ly/4I3Gre via @addthis
  2. @squidwizard @fenobarbidoll Deep fucking thoughts, my ass. I live with that realization every day and it's all the more reason to enjoy life
  3. Do-it-yourself coffins? http://bit.ly/2Oa2sJ #WTF #WTAF
  4. Air Terror Attempt Exposes Incompetence @scienceblogs http://bit.ly/59umkb via @AddToAny
  5. RT @crazywtf: Best reason for donation to wikipedia EVER. #wtf http://bit.ly/8KoSVG
  6. RT @archaeologynews: (Topix) Chinese archaeologists uncover vast tomb of infamous 3rd century ruler http://bit.ly/6XrBPD
  7. RT @crazywtf: <-- Dildo #wtf http://bit.ly/8qIxcE
  8. RT @foliosociety: The rise of the e-book. #Globe&Mail article on the state of the publishing industry: http://bit.ly/5obFVl
  9. Oh, yes. A very lucky man.
  10. I'm an incredibly lucky man.
  11. @bitterrootbadge Probably not. They're no doubt doing a chicken little routine.
  12. @FrankIero I knew what you were talking about, but the urge to ask you what you'd been doing to get your 7 inches scratched was great.
  13. RT @Cowkitty: Man, I wish someone would give me 250mil to make Pocahontas with giant blue cats. Avatar fail.
  14. Talk Talk - It's My Life (UK Version) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXQYyKzyDaE
  15. @fenobarbidoll This one's my theme song. http://bit.ly/4GD4M7
  16. @fenobarbidoll Famous Last Words was the first of theirs I heard. It's been all downhill since then. ;)
  17. @CorporateAntics My score's 94/100, but I know a lot of perfect score George Carlin wannabes.
  18. @CorporateAntics But you only swear like a drunken sailor. http://cursebird.com/CorporateAntics I'm much worse. Scottish comedian,
  19. RT @cornishglobal: "Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage." - Anais Nin
  20. RT @archaeologynews: (Egyptology) Feature: The 10 most important Egyptian objects outside Egypt http://bit.ly/6gzGEm