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  1. Suddenly every girl on SNL is really cute. Not sure when this happened but I have nothing bad to say about it. about 11 hours ago from web
  2. @stilist Colossal is one of my favorites. 11:38 AM Dec 21st from web in reply to stilist
  3. Is donning his gay apparel. For as little material as there is, assless chaps sure can chafe. 9:02 PM Dec 19th from Tweetie
  4. "My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron. And a lot like Patrick Ewing." - Zach Galifianakis 8:13 PM Dec 18th from web
  5. @herGreekness i literally shot my TV last time it came on. and then i threw it out my window and it landed on a baby. literally. literally. 8:10 PM Dec 18th from web in reply to herGreekness
  6. FYI Crispin Porter is responsible for those god forsaken GAP xmas commercials with all the little kids chanting about their fucking clothes. 7:59 PM Dec 18th from web
  7. is breaking a few eggs in anticipation of a magnificent metaphorical omelette. 4:00 PM Dec 18th from web
  8. @pixelmatrix @georgehuff apple dictionary says I'm wrong: "a period of ten years beginning with a year ending in 0" so i'll shut up now 3:54 PM Dec 18th from web in reply to pixelmatrix
  9. @stilist oh man. so many good lines in that clip. 3:45 PM Dec 18th from web in reply to stilist
  10. @georgehuff i think technically the decade doesn't end until 2011. Point probably stands regardless. 2:50 AM Dec 18th from web in reply to georgehuff
  11. @pixelmatrix never used one once. 9:45 PM Dec 17th from web in reply to pixelmatrix
  12. Sitcom idea: Mischievous nun runs around playing pranks on fellow sisters and getting into wacky situations. Catch phrase is "God did it." 9:15 PM Dec 16th from web
  13. haha Dr. Evil, "im the boss, need the info" LOL IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE he actually does need to be informed to be a competent leader 2:36 PM Dec 16th from web
  14. I hate that helpless feeling you get when you realize you just put more bad grammar on the internet. 12:53 PM Dec 16th from web
  15. Linkedin is like a impenetrable thicket of randomly placed boxes and non sequitur information 12:48 PM Dec 16th from web
  16. it's the squeak that does it. 11:11 AM Dec 15th from web
  17. every once in a while i drop the shampoo bottle on the novelty rubber duck in my bathtub and it signals the beginning of a good day. 11:07 AM Dec 15th from web
  18. @pixelmatrix 100% agree. the section where he talks about the logo not being big enough is laughable, and the design isn't an improvement. 10:41 AM Dec 14th from web in reply to pixelmatrix
  19. @herGreekness http://bit.ly/50HRN9 2:45 PM Dec 11th from web in reply to herGreekness
  20. @pixelmatrix http://bit.ly/4OuQ9w - seems really interesting, but i downloaded it a while ago and forgot about it, now my trial's dead. 3:10 PM Dec 10th from web in reply to pixelmatrix
  • Name Jeff Reynolds
  • Location Portland, OR
  • Web http://nekai.net
  • Bio I design websites sometimes and other times I complain about things
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