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  1. I looked at the turkey burger, and deep within my soul, I knew I didn't want it. about 8 hours ago from web
  2. MOMS AND THEIR IPODS about 19 hours ago from web
  3. @medicalgohst I'm gonna power fuck a cougar. The animal. 9:07 PM Jan 6th from web in reply to medicalgohst
  4. This girl and her dad are the Miley & Billy Ray of self-defense. http://bit.ly/4qCoVv 8:07 PM Jan 6th from web
  5. I'm power walking indoors. 7:31 PM Jan 6th from web
  6. @baby_dino I JUST GOT THIS TWITTR WAT DO I DO NOW 6:58 PM Jan 6th from web in reply to baby_dino
  7. I'M ON TWITTER HI HI HI HEY HEY GUYS I'M ON TWITTER 6:53 PM Jan 6th from web
  8. Should I be embarrassed that I like Nutri-Grain bars, or is it not that big of a deal? 5:42 AM Jan 6th from web
  9. RT @michaeljordan: Do you think Dragons ever existed a long long time ago? 10:10 PM Jan 5th from web
  10. Kevin Dickerton's Asshole School for the Bellicose 3:08 AM Jan 5th from web
  11. WELL THIS BRACELET IS MADE OUT OF SHELLS BUT I GOT ANOTHA ONE THAT'S A PIECE OF LEATHER AND A BUCKLE. LIKE A BELT FOR MY WRIST. 11:35 AM Jan 4th from web
  12. The guy at the bank was SUCH a dick to me. He was all, "Sir, Girls Gone Wild DVDs are not a form of currency." 11:19 AM Jan 4th from web
  13. http://twitpic.com/wnrr8 - @serafinowicz I'm playing Violin Villain on my Atari!! 9:55 AM Jan 4th from TwitPic
  14. Considering getting forearm implants so people think I'm really good at masturbating. (I'm not, but image is everything.) 6:20 AM Jan 4th from web
  15. Reverse Suicide is where I kill everyone in the world, and I'm the only one left alive. 6:19 AM Jan 4th from web
  16. Jeffrey Max - Wax Tax Advisor #psdvd 6:18 AM Jan 4th from web
  17. RT @MrBButterfield: Merry Christmas! 2:27 AM Jan 4th from web
  18. A terrorist just got mad at me because I asked him what "Beth to America" means. 9:27 PM Jan 3rd from web
  19. @trickah There's a catwalk here. I'm workin' it. 7:06 AM Jan 2nd from web in reply to trickah
  20. @trickah GIRL, YOU KNOW IT. 6:55 AM Jan 2nd from web in reply to trickah