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jeffporten

I have a muscle spasm in my chin, where until now I was unaware I had a muscle.

jeffporten @wilw Huh. Today's the solstice? I thought I was just badly hung over.
jeffporten @danfrakes Are you shooting for being the Click or the Clack of the Mac community?
jeffporten Overheard from a waitress in the poker room: "You had the diet coke, nothing in it? Would you like mustard?"
jeffporten @dmoren Sounds like a horror flick with an iPhone playing the role of Bruce Campbell.
jeffporten Anyone know where I can find a translator from "set volume N" to decibel output on a MacBook audio jack?
jeffporten @dmoren You can use it in the novelization of the event, which is just as good.
jeffporten Can't wait to see which Snow Leopard shareware app uses the squashed baby seal graphic from Warcraft.
jeffporten Sparrows trapped behind wire mesh windows do not take verbal direction well.
jeffporten @eszter Re youth study: is Rik Panganiban on your radar? http://www.rikomatic.com/
jeffporten @inkedmn But theme installs and the like are trivial for us and nontrivial for most, so that could be bang for the buck, w/o support after.
jeffporten @inkedmn I think the people motivated to find you will find the free hosting options -- paid services likely to not be out-of-the-box. [...]
jeffporten @adamengst So sunshine combined with the heart damage from running uphill in icestorms would be a wash? ;-)
jeffporten Beautiful frickin' weather at the National Mall. Meeting Dr. Henry Jones Jr. for lunch.
jeffporten @inkedmn Certainly if you're doing theme customization. Not sure what value-add is elsewhere, though.
jeffporten Amusing: AT&T home page touts free cell phones, zero mention of iPhone or plans. Guess it's not important.
jeffporten @tpryan Easy mnemonic: defenestrate does not have an "i" where depenistrate does.
jeffporten @tpryan Re Transformers: what Penn locales are being used?
jeffporten Can't find this: any word on Bluetooth tethering with the iPhone 3G?
jeffporten @glennf Old women make smaller, but higher-quality diamonds. With younger women there's a 1d6 chance of pillar-of-salt failure.