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  1. Watching a sparrow eat a gumdrop, and wondering how the hell he expects to clean his beak after.
  2. @rikomatic Example: http://bit.ly/1iHdyC
  3. @rikomatic Easy to jailbreak for the SIM swap -- that's point and click. Harder to deal with ongoing breakage, like push notification.
  4. Just saw waist-high rolling luggage, and thought I saw a midget in a burka. Either I need more coffee, or much much less.
  5. RT @carlmalamud: via @rdhyee Firefox 3.5 issue. http://bit.ly/RiGpO Patch coming, but watch out for those font tags until then.
  6. @adamengst So when our readers download smoldering PDFs, now they know why.
  7. @danfrakes See, that looks to me like a smiley with a double chin wearing a hat.
  8. @timoreilly Right, but 20% of the people ingest 50% of the soft drink calories. People who drink Coke Super Big Gulps skew the average.
  9. @kvanh I'm afraid that if I use emoticons, @adamengst will point and laugh at me.
  10. @rikomatic Ha! Okay, now I *must* read your profile. Username? Mine is "3rdventi".
  11. @kvanh Two approaches: ungood, use a space ( :-) ). Good: rewrite paragraph so paren doesn't attach to smiley. Doubleplusgood: avoid smiley.
  12. @caroline815 No idea -- I guess upside-down screwing isn't my forte, either.
  13. @dbyler Granted, the geek-to-geek demo has every feature in the book, but I'd expect 3rd parties to implement "for Dummies" versions.
  14. @dbyler I don't think it's possible to say Wave will be convoluted -- open API means that a stripped down interface will be possible.
  15. @dbyler "Should have been" for a product not yet released? IMO, Google mktg weight will swamp other products, even if technically better.
  16. @caroline815 Presumably, a screw is more heat-resistant....
  17. @tpryan Unless, of course, your dreams include a clean shoulder.
  18. Happiness is getting bullets in the first hand of a hyperturbo multitable.
  19. @GlennF That should just about cover your AT&T fees for the first 19 months of your two year contract.
  20. So -- the Twitter vulnerability affects people who think Guy Kawasaki promotes free sex tape videos? I'm okay, then. http://su.pr/2nyOLk