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jeffpollard

  1. I think half of this job is deciphering what your clients say into what they really mean. And I must say, I've gotten really good at it. about 3 hours ago via Twitterrific
  2. Received a goodbye note from our next door neighbors, which made me sad. But the note was written in Comic Sans, which made me even sadder. about 22 hours ago via Twitterrific
  3. Me too! :) RT @RossCatrow I've decided to not do any work today and make my tomorrow horrible! Hooray! 9:59 AM May 28th via Twitterrific
  4. Shopping with @oliviapollard. Oh look! A comfy chair! 9:57 AM May 28th via Twitterrific
  5. Oh great! Building another new site for a client using GoDaddy hosting. Gag me with a spoon. 12:59 PM May 25th via Twitterrific
  6. @McGeorgeCarCo Perfect! Thanks! Any idea what the specs/options of the first one are? 5:02 AM May 25th via Twitterrific in reply to McGeorgeCarCo
  7. @McGeorgeCarCo When are you getting your first FR-S models in? I'd love to come by and see one! 7:39 PM May 24th via Twitterrific
  8. @britinva I'm with you. I'm pretty stuck on TextWrangler, but Coda2 looks pretty interesting. 1:13 PM May 24th via Twitterrific in reply to britinva
  9. RT @genecoxrva Both politics and religion rely heavily on hocus pocus. 4:31 AM May 24th via Twitterrific
  10. Fantasia got so fat tat her pants split open on both sides. 7:13 PM May 23rd via Twitterrific
  11. @missinglink We actually just purchased the exact same bandaids the other day. #pimpin 5:50 PM May 23rd via Twitterrific in reply to missinglink
  12. @RossCatrow Yeh, time to override the speed governor! Or does the Ruckus not have a governor? 5:51 PM May 21st via Twitterrific in reply to RossCatrow
  13. When you see someone make nine attempts at parallel parking in the Fan shar.es/2MQMl (This is @ckrhines and me at least once a week) 9:44 AM May 17th via Tweet Button
  14. @CAMcCracken Niiice. Now, you're a Cowboys fan, right? No wait. Eagles. :) 3:36 PM May 15th via Twitterrific in reply to CAMcCracken
  15. You know it's going to be a great relationship when your potential client references the Contra cheat code: UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT... 3:33 PM May 15th via Twitterrific
  16. @KyleBusch After test driving it, has Kyle ever considered buying a Lexus LFA? 9:38 PM May 12th via Twitterrific in reply to KyleBusch
  17. @KyleBusch Sam, why don't you drive him home after such a grueling race? And what did he get to eat since he is so hungry? 9:30 PM May 12th via Twitterrific in reply to KyleBusch
  18. @RossCatrow Maybe bike week in Myrtle Beach? 4:24 PM May 12th via Flipboard in reply to RossCatrow
  19. @awpuddin Niiiice. 8:17 AM May 11th via Twitterrific in reply to awpuddin
  20. I think Kim and Chelsea should be in the American Idol finale. Oh wait. I think I'm getting my reality shows mixed up. 7:38 PM May 9th via Twitterrific