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jeffpollard

  1. I think half of this job is deciphering what your clients say into what they really mean. And I must say, I've gotten really good at it.
  2. Received a goodbye note from our next door neighbors, which made me sad. But the note was written in Comic Sans, which made me even sadder.
  3. Me too! :) RT @RossCatrow I've decided to not do any work today and make my tomorrow horrible! Hooray!
  4. Shopping with @oliviapollard. Oh look! A comfy chair!
  5. Oh great! Building another new site for a client using GoDaddy hosting. Gag me with a spoon.
  6. @McGeorgeCarCo Perfect! Thanks! Any idea what the specs/options of the first one are?
  7. @McGeorgeCarCo When are you getting your first FR-S models in? I'd love to come by and see one!
  8. @britinva I'm with you. I'm pretty stuck on TextWrangler, but Coda2 looks pretty interesting.
  9. RT @genecoxrva Both politics and religion rely heavily on hocus pocus.
  10. Fantasia got so fat tat her pants split open on both sides.
  11. @missinglink We actually just purchased the exact same bandaids the other day. #pimpin
  12. @RossCatrow Yeh, time to override the speed governor! Or does the Ruckus not have a governor?
  13. When you see someone make nine attempts at parallel parking in the Fan shar.es/2MQMl (This is @ckrhines and me at least once a week)
  14. @CAMcCracken Niiice. Now, you're a Cowboys fan, right? No wait. Eagles. :)
  15. You know it's going to be a great relationship when your potential client references the Contra cheat code: UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT...
  16. @KyleBusch After test driving it, has Kyle ever considered buying a Lexus LFA?
  17. @KyleBusch Sam, why don't you drive him home after such a grueling race? And what did he get to eat since he is so hungry?
  18. @RossCatrow Maybe bike week in Myrtle Beach?
  19. @awpuddin Niiiice.
  20. I think Kim and Chelsea should be in the American Idol finale. Oh wait. I think I'm getting my reality shows mixed up.