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Hear that, Mississippi? That's the sound of Carl's Jr. moving into Texas. We're taking back the obesity crown even if we have to die trying!5:35 PM Jul 10th from Birdhouse
[Han shoots first] #1stdraftmovielines5:30 PM Jul 9th from Tweetie
@samureiser @vaderglow Can't be. We didn't cast Michael into sacrificial flames. That was Pepsi.8:01 AM Jul 8th from Tweetie in reply to samureiser
Tea Leoni ruined the X-Files.7:22 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
@jettek So true! Mostly thanks to convenience. And this is sugar-free. Even my cheat snacks are lame.9:41 PM Jun 30th from Birdfeed in reply to jettek
Staring at the last of the banana nut loaf, I declared, "Let's do this." This is not how an evening should end.9:14 PM Jun 30th from Birdhouse
@robertbanh You could always use is_numeric(). That's a good one, too.6:10 AM Jun 30th from Tweetie in reply to robertbanh
@vaderglow Just for you: http://bit.ly/yhT6P4:20 PM Jun 29th from Tweetie
I don't even hear the air conditioner anymore, just the casino sounds of dollar signs and falling coins. And I'm still sweating.7:49 PM Jun 28th from Tweetie
Quite possibly my biggest hero: Bruce Campbell.9:15 PM Jun 26th from Tweetie
@vaderglow Thought you'd like this. http://bit.ly/tI2cl8:02 PM Jun 26th from Tweetie
Chair goes 'round. Chair goes 'round. Chair goes 'round. Chair goes 'round.10:14 PM Jun 24th from Tweetie
I have tons of respect for anyone who can rhyme the phrase "nautical-themed pashmina afghan."6:34 PM Jun 23rd from Tweetie
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work9:11 PM Jun 22nd from Tweetie
@Remiel The color you're looking for is brown, a la George Carlin: http://bit.ly/MN0Tr8:57 PM Jun 22nd from Tweetie in reply to Remiel
By the way: happy iPhone obsolescence day!7:19 PM Jun 19th from Tweetie
If you're younger than the alcohol you're drinking, you can't properly appreciate it.5:43 PM Jun 19th from Birdhouse
@jettek YES! I had no idea Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho was an Iron Man villain.9:40 AM Jun 17th from Tweetie in reply to jettek
Am I the only one who's really enjoying this storm?7:25 PM Jun 11th from Tweetie
@vaderglow Choose and perish! Looks like Austin chose hail.7:21 PM Jun 11th from Tweetie in reply to vaderglow

Name Jeff
Location Austin, TX
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Bio If it ain't broke, I'll probably try to fix it anyway. With code and bitter sarcasm.

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