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  1. About to bottle my first brew. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the brewmaster. 7:10 PM Dec 18th from web
  2. @missanngell @n8r It was probably a doctor that you both saw. Saw in an elevator. Dr. Fakenstein, that is. Dr. Fakenstein, Esquire! 7:08 PM Dec 18th from web
  3. RT @richarddeitsch: RT @dcsportsbog: Best correction ever. By far. http://bit.ly/8q4r6Z 12:16 PM Dec 5th from API
  4. I was about to ridicule this huge book of astrology numerology bullshit, but when I flipped it open I was on the page for my birthday. Hmm. 7:37 PM Dec 3rd from Birdhouse
  5. Is this funny? Old lady cashier after selling me condoms: “I appreciate you coming.” 9:06 PM Nov 27th from Birdhouse
  6. Reminder: tomorrow is Buy Nothing Day. Pack a lunch, I'm guessing you have the fixin's around. 6:39 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  7. Whatever @gruber, everyone knows zapping the PRAM is just a that-word-that-means-a-sugar-cube-presented-as-medicine. Except it doesn't work. 5:27 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie in reply to gruber
  8. Playing some Windows Solitaire to kill time while my PS3 controllers recharge. State of the art entertainment. 4:54 PM Nov 10th from Birdhouse
  9. Watching football: why do I have to see that bitch, these talking heads, and the cyber score? Play slow motion HD footage and stop branding. 5:38 PM Nov 8th from Birdhouse
  10. I used Shazam to discover Chasing Pavements by Adele #shazam 12:31 PM Oct 20th from API
  11. @squirrelbox Go there noonish on a weekday and eat at the cafeteria with the hot dog factory workers. That's some good food and humanity. 3:09 PM Oct 12th from Tweetie in reply to squirrelbox
  12. I just ousted Kevin H. as the mayor of Kuma's Corner on @foursquare! http://bit.ly/csped 7:06 PM Oct 8th from foursquare
  13. Fucking out of Panzer Wolf?! This is bullshit. (@ Kuma's Corner in Chicago) http://bit.ly/csped 7:06 PM Oct 8th from foursquare
  14. Breakfast League: Louis's Birthday (@ Tre Kronor in Chicago) http://bit.ly/f1WyL 10:39 AM Oct 6th from foursquare
  15. Watching 300, but listening to Abbey Road remastered. It fits perfectly. This would be great if I were stoned. Luckily, I am. 11:26 PM Sep 21st from Birdhouse
  16. I'm at Rocking Horse (2535 n Milwaukee, Chicago). http://bit.ly/MDAcT 9:20 PM Sep 2nd from foursquare
  17. @FunGuYom You're such a fucking dreamer! 9:14 AM Sep 1st from Twitterrific in reply to FunGuYom
  18. This is like the tech-nerd and writer-nerd's version of a rap battle: http://is.gd/2IzTV and http://is.gd/2IzTW 9:18 PM Aug 30th from Tweetie
  19. Woah, it works: Yelp app on 3GS has Reality Augmentation Easter Egg: http://is.gd/2F0wE 7:40 PM Aug 28th from Tweetie
  20. I'm at Fat Willy's Rib Shack w/ @hecterrific. http://bit.ly/sLwvK 7:05 PM Aug 20th from foursquare