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  1. I'm gonna go ahead and give Fantastic Mr. Fox 9 stars out of 4. Fancussingtastic.
  2. Somebody needs to make it illegal to charge more than ten bucks for popcorn and a Coke.
  3. Fantastic Mr. Fox starts at 4:50. Game Night At David and Paula's House is after that.
  4. http://twitpic.com/qvx9k - I'm hanging out with this guy this week. His eyes aren't as blue as they are in the picture.
  5. This is my first Thanksgiving in Texas since 2001 and my mom is skipping town for a week to go to Paris (France). The nerve of some people..
  6. Fantastic Mr. Fox comes out on Thursday.
  7. The Legend of Zelda. 9th Dungeon. Ganon, you colossal d. bag. Your days of terrorizing the good people of Hyrule are coming to an end..
  8. Target turned me down.
  9. I'm thinking about trying to become a stand up comedian. I have been very funny lately. Hmm.. perhaps I can exploit myself for money...
  10. If you're a true Christian then retweet this. (Ha ha! Just kidding!! It probably won't affect anything!!) (probably)
  11. oh
  12. Grl,, im prego!!! Wanna go to shoneys on friday?!! Daddy's ether george or bill. Or sam! Oop!!"
  13. "bobby been cheatin on u!! I sawl em with that grl frum pizza hut!! I aint playin! Tom lik u i think"
  14. "Flush tha toilet when u leve, Mamma p o ed! U nede tampons @walmart???"
  15. "Mom said to park in the yard, yes the yard."
  16. "Black people started wearing their pants low... White people called this 'saggin' Spell saggin backwards. Those sneaky white people! Lmao"
  17. "Yo, plz turn off the tv when u get home. Mamma fell asleep!!!.
  18. Wrong message text messages are strange.
  19. It's so crazy to me that there are real people out there, my own age, with jobs and children.
  20. I just had a very unenjoyable experience in my life.