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And the rickshaw driver said to me
Speeding to the dock
They'll tempt you with blue oysters
But they'll serve you Brighton Rock
Oh, Mama...1:07 PM Nov 17thfrom web
I had tea with Nigel, a Sheffield lad who dreams of escaping to a life in Madrid fighting bulls. I humored him and addressed him "knee-HELL"11:01 AM Nov 12thfrom TweetDeck
Talk is not cheap. But that is only because listening is costly.4:51 PM Nov 6thfrom web
Such an outdated appliance, the Sun. When will we see a model that automatically adjusts to Daylight Savings Time? #fallback7:47 AM Nov 2ndfrom web
I figured out that the world doesn't revolve around me. It's not nearly that wobbly.6:39 PM Nov 1stfrom web
I am sorry I stressed you out Twitter, take it easy man.10:40 AM Oct 28thfrom web
Sticky notes were one thing, but now with online reminders and auto-emailing, my past selves have all become insufferable naggers.11:48 AM Oct 25thfrom TweetDeck
The surest sign that you have succeeded is that you no longer care9:15 AM Oct 21stfrom web
Somehow, being greeted upon landing by a guy with my name on a sign still doesn't make it any less New Jersey.6:34 PM Oct 19thfrom TweetDeck
When I asked the surly Starbuck's lady to go off-menu she gave me a thorough eye-lashing.6:35 PM Oct 18thfrom web
I know not to believe everything I read on the Internet but today I came across a really convincing case that I am a moron.3:08 PM Oct 16thfrom TweetDeck