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  1. Vitiano 2007 Sangiovese-cabernet-merlot, Umbria. #tofurkeypairing
  2. fon-did!
  3. At Mexican restaurants I am a don't-ask-don't-tell-atarian.
  4. @Saney mmm.... Me.
  5. If I were a donut, I'd be plain cake.
  6. And the rickshaw driver said to me Speeding to the dock They'll tempt you with blue oysters But they'll serve you Brighton Rock Oh, Mama...
  7. Well the barrister wrote to Ahab Pleading for his vote And offering to seranade At the launching of his boat. #myveryownmemphisbluesverse
  8. I had tea with Nigel, a Sheffield lad who dreams of escaping to a life in Madrid fighting bulls. I humored him and addressed him "knee-HELL"
  9. Talk is not cheap. But that is only because listening is costly.
  10. Such an outdated appliance, the Sun. When will we see a model that automatically adjusts to Daylight Savings Time? #fallback
  11. I figured out that the world doesn't revolve around me. It's not nearly that wobbly.
  12. In Chicago all the kids wear the same costume: a parka. #Halloweenshouldbemovedtojuly
  13. I am sorry I stressed you out Twitter, take it easy man.
  14. Sticky notes were one thing, but now with online reminders and auto-emailing, my past selves have all become insufferable naggers.
  15. Album of the Summer: Seven Swans by Sufjan Stevens http://bit.ly/ywpAm
  16. The surest sign that you have succeeded is that you no longer care
  17. Somehow, being greeted upon landing by a guy with my name on a sign still doesn't make it any less New Jersey.
  18. When I asked the surly Starbuck's lady to go off-menu she gave me a thorough eye-lashing.
  19. I know not to believe everything I read on the Internet but today I came across a really convincing case that I am a moron.
  20. @retheauditors thanks!