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  1. Q: Hey Liquors 44, what's that smell? A: FERMENTED DISPAIRabout 2 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. Liquors 44 is a failure pile in a sadness bowlabout 2 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. Chicken does not belong in a Biscuitabout 2 hours ago from Tweetie
  4. There are some fugly people today at Stop & Shop not me of course I look awesome as usualabout 2 hours ago from Tweetie
  5. I don't even use tongs I just grab the bagels I want so sue meabout 2 hours ago from Tweetie
  6. Black Sabbath riffs sound simultaneously much more and much less badass when played on the ukeleleabout 5 hours ago from Tweetie
  7. Dreamt I got a job as zombie beautician, pencilling the iris and pupils back onto the eyeballs of zombies #whatiswrongwithmeabout 6 hours ago from Tweetie
  8. I just checked and "Moustache rides, 5 cents" is actually not an old Buddhist proverb9:50 AM Jul 11th from Tweetie
  9. So also today I visited and hopefully fixed a flinchy Linux machine in the ceiling of a pizza joint JEALOUS? of course you are http://yf ...9:20 AM Jul 11th from Tweetie
  10. I cannot imagine a more effective self-satisfaction delivery method than a used book store on a bike path http://yfrog.com/8:51 AM Jul 11th from Tweetie
  11. Because, dummy, sometimes you're on a bike ride and you want a galumpki http://yfrog.com/eoveqfj7:16 AM Jul 11th from Tweetie
  12. Somebody call the mechanical veternarian podatrist because this robot lion just turned into a robot's foot #voltronpickuplines2:37 PM Jul 10th from Tweetie
  13. You are the Red Lion to my Blue Lion, show me your Blazing Sword #voltronpickuplines1:43 PM Jul 10th from Tweetie
  14. Sometimes Doublemint is just too much mint, and honestly, at those times I would prefer Singlemint6:48 AM Jul 10th from web
  15. Overall I identify far more with the concerns of Doctor Claw than I do with Inspector Gadget6:41 AM Jul 10th from web
  16. Oh goodie my Magician's Friend catalog came in the mail today -- ZOMG 1/2 off on capes11:07 AM Jul 9th from API
  17. My band does a punk version of Cage's 4'33" except we get it done in 2'16"4:03 AM Jul 9th from web
  18. Not all the time anyway3:24 AM Jul 9th from Tweetie
  19. All that remains of the once-proud Soviet Union is the toilet paper in the bathroom where I work. To be clear I don't work in a bathroom3:22 AM Jul 9th from Tweetie
  20. She interrobangs, she interrobangs1:49 AM Jul 9th from Tweetie
  • Name Jeff Hobbs
  • Location Northampton, MA
  • Web http://ldopa.net
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