jeffehobbs
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Is today the day? Is today the day I try ... "Chicken in a Biskit" crackers?!? UPDATE: no
9:21 AM Nov 29th
from Tweetie
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So tired of the telltale nosebleed that occurs every time I use my powerful psychic abilities
7:31 AM Nov 29th
from Tweetie
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The four little words that put a pitter-pat in the heart of every businessman: "Put Me On Speaker"
6:34 AM Nov 29th
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Vince Guaraldi wins at moustache time, every time
5:50 PM Nov 28th
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Every time we go in the bathroom wearing socks, we risk getting wet sock feet, AND IF ELECTED, I WILL BRING AN END TO WET SOCK BATHROOM FEET
6:58 AM Nov 28th
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Pandora is like a friend who, after you tell them you're not crazy for The Decemberists, calmly puts on a Decemberists LP and stares at you
6:43 AM Nov 28th
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Wish we could have just one Thanksgiving dinner without Uncle Jimmy going on + on about his erotic dreams starring the Progressive Auto lady
9:05 AM Nov 26th
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I believe America's decline can be directly traced to the first time someone eschewed 'soap' in favor of 'body wash'
5:02 AM Nov 25th
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Early adopters always get screwed, I'm holding out for H1N2
5:00 AM Nov 25th
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Early morning coffee and Bill Evans, 'Complete Village Vanguard Recordings, 1961'
4:55 AM Nov 21st
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The sad thing about trying to lose weight is that all of a sudden, Flintstones vitamins became the most delicious item in the entire house
2:00 PM Nov 20th
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Google Chrome OS is operating system as video game console -- still, I'm totally in
3:41 PM Nov 19th
from web
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Now Celebrating Our 200th Consecutive Dentist Visit Where We Pretend Like We Floss Every Night (But We Don't Floss Every Night)
1:39 PM Nov 19th
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My mouth looks like the elevator in 'The Shining'
1:38 PM Nov 19th
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Parents: they always get you close to what you wanted, but not quite. For example, this year I wanted telekinesis but got pyrokinesis
1:28 PM Nov 17th
from Birdhouse
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I'm almost at the third and most difficult level of these Pepperidge Farm Chessmen Cookies
8:05 AM Nov 17th
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Today the entree special will be "Baked Alaska with Light Cream Sauce" and the saxophone solo will be "Careless Whisper"
3:47 AM Nov 17th
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I'm like one of those sexy teens from Twilight except instead of turning into a vampire I eat too much pizza and turn into a blubbering mess
4:16 AM Nov 16th
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Sometimes I wish men could have babies together just so John Meyer and Jack Johnson could create the most mediocre child in history
5:54 AM Nov 14th
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Hey, what do you know, I blogged something! wooo
5:42 AM Nov 14th
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- Name Jeff Hobbs
- Location iPhone: 42.314691,-72.628167
- Web http://ldopa.net
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