JeffBryanDavis
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Vancouver airport. My gate is just above the balls at the base of the shaft.
10:21 AM Nov 23rd
from Echofon
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I'd like to honor Twitter for giving @ a place to publicly lose his mind.
2:02 AM Nov 23rd
from Echofon
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A chilly, rainy 42 degrees outside near Washington/Canada border. A girl in a bikini just made me hot chocolate. Rude times.
11:11 AM Nov 22nd
from Echofon
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Bad picture, but must share: Ryan Stiles, seated next to a wailing baby, takes matters into his own hands.
5:27 PM Nov 21st
from Echofon
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@ and Chip Esten delight Virgin's 1st class cabin with scary ghost stories.
8:57 AM Nov 21st
from Echofon
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RT @: Still communicating with the injection chain -- I think that's science talk for "masturbating?"
3:30 PM Nov 20th
from TweetDeck
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@ They've turned on the Large Hadron Collider! Very exciting. Particles flying everywhere. We're all going to die.
2:15 PM Nov 20th
from TweetDeck
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@: "What are some kick ass revenge movies??" -- Straw Dogs; Commando.
11:04 AM Nov 20th
from TweetDeck
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Hey iPhone's predictive text: lf I type anything close to "you," just give me "you." I'll apologize to "Yiu" later.
11:43 PM Nov 19th
from Echofon
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Gram Parsons and Emmy Lou just made a good mood better. Ima buy this DJ a drink.
10:37 PM Nov 19th
from Echofon
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Red Sovine's 'Girl On The Billboard' just turned a bad mood good. Thanks DJ.
10:17 PM Nov 19th
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RT @: Ryan,Chip, Jeff and moi. L'Improv folle. Saturday, November 21, 2009 8:00pm The Moore Theatre In Seattle, Washington
1:43 PM Nov 19th
from TweetDeck
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The "D" in "D-Day" stands for "day?" That's just stupid. Day-Day? Greatest Generation my ass.
4:30 PM Nov 18th
from Echofon
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I'm sorry, I was out of town for a while. Did Frank Caliendo make it or not?
1:26 AM Nov 16th
from Echofon
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Told my cab driver the streets I'm heading to, he says "I bet you are going to Faultline?" (...which is a gay bar.)
9:48 PM Nov 14th
from TweetDeck
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If the erotic art show I just went to wanted to make any real money, they would have sold hand sanitizer.
11:22 PM Nov 13th
from TweetDeck
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if you've never seen Nanook of the North, rent the Criterion release. that dude makes Surviorman look like a real turkey.
2:54 PM Nov 13th
from TweetDeck
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I'm glad @ is finally being brought to justice.
12:51 PM Nov 13th
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Dear Jury Summons: Go fuck yourself.
3:53 PM Nov 12th
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Going to see @ lay down the law tonight at Largo. I recommend you do as well. Don't fight me...
12:56 PM Nov 12th
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- Name Jeff B. Davis
- Bio The Ambassador of Solitude
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