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  1. Vancouver airport. My gate is just above the balls at the base of the shaft. http://twitpic.com/qnl8l
  2. I'd like to honor Twitter for giving @danharmon a place to publicly lose his mind.
  3. A chilly, rainy 42 degrees outside near Washington/Canada border. A girl in a bikini just made me hot chocolate. Rude times.
  4. Bad picture, but must share: Ryan Stiles, seated next to a wailing baby, takes matters into his own hands. http://twitpic.com/qfx01
  5. @gregproops and Chip Esten delight Virgin's 1st class cabin with scary ghost stories. http://twitpic.com/qdkhw
  6. RT @CERN: Still communicating with the injection chain #LHC #CERN -- I think that's science talk for "masturbating?"
  7. #FF @CERN They've turned on the Large Hadron Collider! Very exciting. Particles flying everywhere. We're all going to die.
  8. @RobSchrab: "What are some kick ass revenge movies??" -- Straw Dogs; Commando.
  9. Hey iPhone's predictive text: lf I type anything close to "you," just give me "you." I'll apologize to "Yiu" later.
  10. Gram Parsons and Emmy Lou just made a good mood better. Ima buy this DJ a drink.
  11. Red Sovine's 'Girl On The Billboard' just turned a bad mood good. Thanks DJ.
  12. RT @GregProops: Ryan,Chip, Jeff and moi. L'Improv folle. Saturday, November 21, 2009 8:00pm The Moore Theatre In Seattle, Washington
  13. The "D" in "D-Day" stands for "day?" That's just stupid. Day-Day? Greatest Generation my ass.
  14. I'm sorry, I was out of town for a while. Did Frank Caliendo make it or not?
  15. Told my cab driver the streets I'm heading to, he says "I bet you are going to Faultline?" (...which is a gay bar.)
  16. If the erotic art show I just went to wanted to make any real money, they would have sold hand sanitizer.
  17. if you've never seen Nanook of the North, rent the Criterion release. that dude makes Surviorman look like a real turkey.
  18. I'm glad @danharmon is finally being brought to justice. http://bit.ly/HCubK
  19. Dear Jury Summons: Go fuck yourself.
  20. Going to see @gregproops lay down the law tonight at Largo. I recommend you do as well. Don't fight me...