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  1. If there were ever canines that needed to be taken out and bashed with a shovel, it's Old Dogs along with the idiot who greenlit that crap.
  2. @nancois It's rendered even more idiotic by the fact that they picked some woman with zero body fat and 36D boobs. *eyes rolling*
  3. No way I just saw a commercial saying "make your boobs jealous" with a conversation between two breasts jealous of a butt. WTF???
  4. @groovehouse Well done, sir.
  5. "What kind of a name is Ringer anyway?"
  6. @dsilverman It made me giggle that White's spokesperson's name is Katy Bacon. :)
  7. @JGrassman It would probably be An Apocolyptic Christmas. :)
  8. Thanks to everyone for your patience with my incessant AMA Tweets tonight. You may now return to your regularly scheduled Twitter feed. :)
  9. Now, to detox from the #amas by watching Wilco's "Ashes of American Flags."
  10. @joeyguerra Wait until you see the Adam Lambert performance. Can't wait to hear your impressions. :)
  11. @ldaywalt He felt up a girl's crotch, made out with a guy, had two dudes one leashes and got a simulated blow job from a guy. Wow.
  12. @pamela_anne I'd like to see 1-7. LOL!
  13. Did Adam Lambert just grab that pole dancer's crotch and tongue the keyboard player? WHAT...THE...FUCK? #amas
  14. @deneyterrio I have a bunch of friends who grew up on punk who would disagree. :)
  15. I promised I would not make fun of Adam Lambert tonight. But, seriously, the S&M simulated blow job? Wow. #amas
  16. Taylor Swift actually beat Michael Jackson for Artist of the Year. She's very sweet, so good for her. #amas
  17. Let me guess who Artist of the Year will be...hmmm, I can't imagine... #amas
  18. Did he just call Ryan Seacrest a superstar? #amas
  19. "Men lie. Women lie. Numbers don't." Nice, Jay-Z. #amas
  20. Whoever wins, this should be a fun acceptance speech. #amas