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  1. Has anyone else almost had a wreck reading all of the warning signs posted on Kentucky interstates about the dangers of distracted driving? 8:01 PM Dec 1st from web
  2. Dear, AT&T, why does Bowling Green have 3G, but not P'Town? 3:50 PM Dec 1st from Twitterrific
  3. I only go to movies (and board meetings) when I'm down in Bowling Green. 3:32 PM Dec 1st from Twitterrific
  4. Every legal question can be answered like an old person's underwear. "It depends." 9:05 PM Nov 25th from Twitterrific
  5. @corygreene It was probably a banker. 2:57 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to corygreene
  6. 4 trials/hearings in the next 3 days and another custody hearing at 8:30 Monday morning after the holiday. I'm thankful to be busy. :-) 4:56 AM Nov 23rd from web
  7. I was told today that I am an optimist. I kind of doubt that. 2:17 PM Nov 22nd from Twitterrific
  8. Why do clerks always give preference to a potential customer on the phone and ignore the line of living, breathing customers at the counter? 2:16 PM Nov 22nd from Twitterrific
  9. Marriage is the triumph of love over logic. A second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. 1:15 PM Nov 20th from web
  10. My son just said he doesn't like the Go-Gos. I think a little piece of me just died. 5:37 PM Nov 17th from Twitterrific
  11. I love this one: "Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys." P.J. O'Rourke 7:14 PM Nov 16th from web
  12. The D.C Sniper was put to death last week showing once again that society kills people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong. 7:02 PM Nov 16th from web
  13. Jill came in with a hot air popcorn popper she found on sale. My daughter's response, "Isn't that what microwaves are for?" I feel old. 5:57 PM Nov 10th from web
  14. @shanedraper Browns' Plating. I think they are on Krebs Station Road. 1:32 PM Nov 10th from web in reply to shanedraper
  15. Possibility you will anger a judge = cell phone rings in court; Guarantee you will anger him = when you answer it! Ah the things I see. 11:33 AM Nov 10th from web
  16. I have a new blog post on some Illinois courts rejecting lidar evidence in speeding cases. Check it out here: http://tinyurl.com/yahnst8 7:20 AM Nov 9th from web
  17. Me & the wifey are taking in the Todd Snider & Robert Earl Keen concert in C'dale! 5:32 PM Nov 6th from Twitterrific
  18. A lady in bunny ears just asked me where the courtoom is. Good= not my client; Bad= I won't be there to see her walk in. 8:23 AM Nov 5th from Twitterrific
  19. Client tells me today that he & g'friend decided to get married today. Isn't it odd that the first person he tells is his lawyer? True love. 3:16 PM Nov 4th from web
  20. I just watched the new V on the dvr. So far so good, but not nearly as creepy as the original was. 6:07 AM Nov 4th from web