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  1. @Quinbot is there any other kind? 11:15 AM Nov 21st from UberTwitter in reply to Quinbot
  2. Maybe I should have washed this new coffee mug before using it. I'm sure the hot coffee sterilized it, but it tastes kind of chemically. 5:32 AM Nov 20th from web
  3. Re-reading old Joel essays: http://www.joelonsoftware.c... 5:17 AM Nov 20th from web
  4. After five months of helplessness, I can finally walk well enough to eat at a *buffet* 9:13 AM Nov 17th from UberTwitter
  5. Nana called impatiens "sultanas". Only now did I learn that recipes calling for sultanas don't mean impatiens petals. 4:00 PM Nov 13th from UberTwitter
  6. After five *months* on crutches, today I'm gimping around the office like a zombie on my own two legs. 10:36 AM Nov 12th from UberTwitter
  7. My kids just worked out for themselves that the "red-yellow-blue" color model is a lie. Mindbomb! 2:45 PM Nov 11th from web
  8. Yes I see the humor in the fact that my house flooded this fall but I had to use the Internet to remember what day it happened. 6:08 AM Nov 10th from web
  9. Wait, when *was* the big flood exactly? I googled for "2009 atlanta flood" and the first article was dated "9/21".. 6:04 AM Nov 10th from web
  10. Bracing ourselves for a repeat of the events of 9/21. Traffic volume (for me anyway) indicates lots of people just staying home. 5:57 AM Nov 10th from web
  11. Ida must not be a big deal. I called my dad this morning and he was *at work*. It's just a normal day in Bayou La Batre apparently. 5:43 AM Nov 10th from web
  12. Too bad you can't choose to age by staying in the same year and pushing your birthdate back into the past. 2:29 PM Nov 9th from txt
  13. seemed like tweet material, but it went beyond 140, so I blogged it! http://bit.ly/2TDkVI 11:59 AM Nov 9th from web
  14. http://bit.ly/4iw3Ip 6:26 AM Nov 9th from web
  15. You'll shoot your eye out! http://twitvid.com/3174D 9:44 AM Nov 8th from UberTwitter
  16. Holy Micronauts, Batman! The Astro Boy toys at McDonalds can shoot their spring powered missiles for like 10 feet! 9:32 AM Nov 8th from UberTwitter
  17. According to wikipedia, its just as likely that pigs originally caught "swine flu" from humans as vice versa. Do they call it "people flu"? 6:22 AM Nov 8th from web
  18. RT @davewiner: BBC: How a blunder finished off the Wall. http://r2.ly/myjk 5:50 AM Nov 8th from UberTwitter
  19. Am I really hearing a light-jazz version of "Black Hole Sun" in a Thai restaurant? 5:50 PM Nov 7th from UberTwitter
  20. @drew826 finally a use for bobby pins besides sticking them into electrical outlets! 11:37 AM Nov 7th from UberTwitter in reply to drew826