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jedrapp

  1. Gahhh who writes the copy for this mall announcer? "The anarchists win, evacuate the building, only stop to loot Prada..." Borrrring.
  2. @fucknateheller @wild_er hope you guys know I meant jump on like a monkey, not like Goldilocks... #smgdh #carpemattress #vertical
  3. smh lmao if you don't jump on a ditched mattress when you pass it
  4. @NathanReese If 'rage' were tied to the concept of 'haters', 'all the rage' could reemerge. ie All the haters hate it!
  5. Wish saying 'all the rage' was still all the rage. Seems like an apt way of assigning importance to divisive yet consuming cultural trends.
  6. @Forrestburke That's why we call it #endless... I'll leave the #brownfire on for ya. #home #tourbuddyupdate
  7. Remember when we were nostalgic together?
  8. Is 'Blinded By The Light' about the burning-bag-of-shit trick? #revveduplikeadeuce #endlesswingdings
  9. @Forrestburke a true validation of the buddy system #systemofawingding #endlesswingdings #EndlessWeekend
  10. #endlesswingdings
  11. @Forrestburke would a rose by any other hashtag not trend as well?
  12. This country is so effed I don't even think people will notice when the 6 Dollar Burger actually costs 6 dollars.
  13. @NathanReese you mean that relevant blog post? it's doing zany things to my work computer. very meta.
  14. What is it, Lassie? instagr.am/p/K6qLX0tspe/
  15. My iPhone and I make the craziest plans from bed after waking up too early. #wfh
  16. The latest is that Facebook is now worth more than free speech, love and world peace. Expect buyout talks to come... #finance
  17. #ff @fucknateheller, my favoriter-in-chief and one funny rock priest
  18. @SimianGibbons oh he can ask questions, he just doesn't have any. #hubrishawking
  19. Don't know how they figured this out but adjusted for inflation Facebook is now valued higher than the mythical Incan city of gold, Paititi.
  20. That moment you realize you and the HR lady are making a butt-fingering joke... #benefittalk #annualcheckup #notweird