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jedrapp

  1. Gahhh who writes the copy for this mall announcer? "The anarchists win, evacuate the building, only stop to loot Prada..." Borrrring. 11:21 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  2. @fucknateheller @wild_er hope you guys know I meant jump on like a monkey, not like Goldilocks... #smgdh #carpemattress #vertical 9:19 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to fucknateheller
  3. smh lmao if you don't jump on a ditched mattress when you pass it 7:39 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  4. @NathanReese If 'rage' were tied to the concept of 'haters', 'all the rage' could reemerge. ie All the haters hate it! 2:44 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to NathanReese
  5. Wish saying 'all the rage' was still all the rage. Seems like an apt way of assigning importance to divisive yet consuming cultural trends. 2:31 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  6. @Forrestburke That's why we call it #endless... I'll leave the #brownfire on for ya. #home #tourbuddyupdate 1:38 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Forrestburke
  7. Remember when we were nostalgic together? 7:02 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. Is 'Blinded By The Light' about the burning-bag-of-shit trick? #revveduplikeadeuce #endlesswingdings 6:57 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. @Forrestburke a true validation of the buddy system #systemofawingding #endlesswingdings #EndlessWeekend 1:07 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Forrestburke
  10. #endlesswingdings 1:55 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. @Forrestburke would a rose by any other hashtag not trend as well? 2:11 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Forrestburke
  12. This country is so effed I don't even think people will notice when the 6 Dollar Burger actually costs 6 dollars. 1:55 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  13. @NathanReese you mean that relevant blog post? it's doing zany things to my work computer. very meta. 1:14 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to NathanReese
  14. What is it, Lassie? instagr.am/p/K6qLX0tspe/ 10:07 PM May 21st via Instagram
  15. My iPhone and I make the craziest plans from bed after waking up too early. #wfh 11:47 AM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
  16. The latest is that Facebook is now worth more than free speech, love and world peace. Expect buyout talks to come... #finance 11:07 AM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. #ff @fucknateheller, my favoriter-in-chief and one funny rock priest 10:55 AM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. @SimianGibbons oh he can ask questions, he just doesn't have any. #hubrishawking 10:35 AM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to SimianGibbons
  19. Don't know how they figured this out but adjusted for inflation Facebook is now valued higher than the mythical Incan city of gold, Paititi. 10:09 AM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  20. That moment you realize you and the HR lady are making a butt-fingering joke... #benefittalk #annualcheckup #notweird 10:45 AM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone