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  1. Number of Hutts equipped with Sarlacc pit: 1. Number of Jedi equipped with slug repellant: 0. 8:13 AM Dec 2nd from Tweetie
  2. Number of Ewoks who can use Empire technology: >3. Number of Stormtroopers who can grasp pointy sticks: seemingly 0. #starwars 4:25 PM Dec 1st from Tweetie
  3. Number of Sith who can use lightning: 2. Number of Jedi who can use five point palm exploding heart technique: 0 10:42 AM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  4. RT @lexplex_: Empire's attempts to capture Luke Skywalker: Numerous. Success rate: 0% Ewoks' attempts to capture Luke: 1 Success Rate: 100% 2:28 PM Nov 10th from Tweetie
  5. The Scottish Police have earned themselves a few Yodas for having Jedi amongst their ranks - http://bit.ly/scotjedi #starwars 1:32 AM Apr 17th from web
  6. A Wicket is a unit of shameful cheesiness. Any Wham! single, for instance, is at least four Wickets. 6:22 PM Apr 10th from mobile web
  7. It's very Hoth tonight, and the room smells a little Wookiee, and is full of Lando gentlemen. 6:18 PM Apr 10th from mobile web
  8. Beer also makes the consumer feel considerably more Solo, but exponentially smell more Wookiee. 6:17 PM Apr 10th from mobile web
  9. Beer goggles take one Ewok in weight off someone for every two pints consumed. 6:15 PM Apr 10th from mobile web
  10. It's very Hoth tonight, and the room smells a little Wookiee, and is full of Lando gentlemen. 6:14 PM Apr 10th from mobile web
  11. Midi-chlorians as a standard is like paying taxes. Most don't get the benefit & others are doing quite well from them. So much math involved 7:52 AM Mar 31st from web
  12. Midi-chlorians, the microscopic life found in the Force aware, are troublesome. The calculus required for measurement isn't easy #starwars 7:50 AM Mar 31st from web
  13. @exectweets, I nominate @lexusperplexus for #Media/Advertising because he\'s the master of Jedimetric calculus 7:29 AM Mar 24th from ExecTweets
  14. @exectweets, I nominate @5tvg for #Media/Advertising because when not measuring the world in Ewoks there is evidence of other interests 7:26 AM Mar 24th from ExecTweets
  15. The fact we tweeted measure instead of measured in our last updated is 100% Jawa #twitter #starwars 7:22 AM Mar 24th from web
  16. Annoyance is measure in Jawas. Microsoft Vista would rate 100% Jawa, Apple Mac OS X a lean 15% and the ubiquitous iPhone 35% Jawa #statwars 7:19 AM Mar 24th from web
  17. Contrary to popular belief, if you bred a Wookiee with a Chihuahua you would not get an Ewok. You'd actually get a Robin Williams. #starwars 5:37 AM Mar 23rd from web
  18. Marlon Brando weighed well over 6 Ewoks by the mid 1990s. Despite this Jabbaesque appearance he still managed to retain some Yoda #starwars 7:55 AM Mar 20th from web
  19. A Yorkshire Terrier weighs 0.1 Ewok. Even with their furry coat & tendency to be underestimated in battle, they're easily confused #starwars 7:53 AM Mar 20th from web
  20. An average pirate ship canonball weighs 1 Ewok. To destroy a passing galleon it would bombard some 90 Ewoks - very Sidious #animal #starwars 4:23 AM Mar 20th from web
  • Name Darth Ruler
  • Location Stockport/Manchester, England
  • Web http://tinyurl.co...
  • Bio Measuring the universe one Ewok at a time
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